What if you had to babysit a lolcow for a week?

[The Curmudgeon]

They get to do anything they want. You'll be blamed for anything they do under your watch. Most importantly, it has to be a lolcow that you personally hate more than the others. It doesn't matter who it is! You're not allowed to punish them, get mad at them, or kick them out before the week ends.

Hypothetically, if you were successful, then all your debts and bills would be paid off for the rest of your life.

 

[Furret]

I would deal with it. If I'm not in prison by the end of the week, it'll be worth it to never have to pay my bills or debts.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I would deal with it. If I'm not in prison by the end of the week, it'll be worth it to never have to pay my bills or debts.

What if the lolcow wanted to have sex with you? I did say they could do ANYTHING they want.

 

[Furret]

What if the lolcow wanted to have sex with you? I did say they could do ANYTHING they want.

Depends on who it is.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

Depends on who it is.

You're babysitting a lolcow you hate. Particularly one you hate more than the others.

 

[Furret]

You're babysitting a lolcow you hate. Particularly one you hate more than the others.

I don't really care if it's someone I hate. I'll deal with it if it means my bills get paid for the rest of my life. I would not, however, have sex with a cow who has an STD or really disgusting fetishes.

 

[The Curmudgeon]

I don't really care if it's someone I hate. I'll deal with it if it means my bills get paid for the rest of my life. I would not, however, have sex with a cow who has an STD or really disgusting fetishes.

Fair enough!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’d go for Jake Alley. He sleeps all day and spends all night chimping out on Twitter.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I probably hate Allison Pregler the most. Dunno if I could babysit her. I am male and she'd probably accuse me of rape or harassment after the babysitting gig was over. No amount of money would be enough to tard wrangle her ass.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Spoony. He'd just sleep and rant on Twitter.

Oh. You said hate. Completely apathetic to Spoony. I guess Moviebob. He'd be just as easy to handle.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I'm monetizing that shit, lots of livestreams

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I wouldn't
My depression would increase and depending on the cow, I'd steal their drugs and take it to die.

 

[what the shitfuck]

hmm, gotta be honest pretty sure kiwifarms already BEEN babysitting lolcows, so when ya'll gettin paid?

 

[McAfee'sCorpse]

Guess WOR. Just lock him in a room and force him to play COD.

 

[TheRetardKing]

Run.

 

[DeadFish]

Im my own tard and I have to wrangle my derpiness every day.

 

[lurk_moar]

I got dibs on Pixyteri.

 

[verygayFrogs]

It would end in a murder charge

 

[TaterFarmer]

I'd take that offer for the one I currently hate the most because they're a raging narcissist and I'm very experienced in wrangling them from my day job. Wrangling that bitch for a week in exchange for a lifetime of my bills always paid off... sign me up!

 

[Nathan Higgers]

why would i babysit your mom?