What if you were declared public enemy #1 of the Kiwi Farms?

[GratsTheat783]

You log on one day to see in the announcements tab there's a price on your head and whoever kills you gets a lot of money (you are excluded from being able to claim it). The KIwi Sleeper agents have activated and are looking all round for you.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Professor G. Raff? Never heard of him... I'm Doctor Chic N., a completely different animal of learning who doesn't condone anything that fellow I've never heard of has done. He's probably dead anyway, don't bother scratching at that dirt I say!

 

[dick brain]

A socially and judicially justifiable reason to ventilate people? And they come right to my doorstep?

Best day of my life.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why am I public enemy #1? How am I worse than the fat women in BP?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Shitpost harder.

 

[Le b0wski]

Start making threads in Q&A taunting and mocking the efforts to find me.