What if you woke up one day and you were Chris Chan?

[Rome's rightful successor]

What if you woke up one day just to find out that you swap bodies with Chris Chan in a freaky friday type situation. What would you do?

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

Clean up my house.

 

[WeWuzFinns]

I would use my fighting expertise and Chis's tard strength to beat up his prison boyfriend

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Clean up my house.

You would be Chris Chan in prison. Good luck getting back to your house.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Kill myself

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Kill myself

You may kill yourself but Chris Chan gets to live on inside your body.

 

[OrionBalls]

I would admit all guilt, apologize thoroughly to my mother, my lawyer, and every prison guard/doctor that's had to deal with my ass for the last year, and then I would accept the maximum felony sentence and shut the fuck up. My poor family having to deal with the Chris-chan in me, though. I'd pity them.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Get a hair cut, take a shower, get new, non-autistic looking clothes, and destroy the sonichu medallion. That’s the very least I can do for Chris.

 

[Jason Wynn]

If I still had my own mind, I’d kill myself.

If I was stuck with his mind, I’d shit myself and do nothing.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Tell everyone that Null made me fuck Barb. If I am going to Hell, I am taking you all with me.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Get a hair cut, take a shower, get new, non-autistic looking clothes, and destroy the sonichu medallion. That’s the very least I can do for Chris.

NO! THAT IS THE SOURCE OF MY AUTISTIC POWERS

I'd be in fear for what he'd do if he was trapped in MY body.

 

[Big Rig 81]

I would bite off my own extra limbs and pray for swift death!

 

[Little oak tree]

go get that barbussy again

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Go back to sleep until I woke up as myself again.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Diddle your mom.

 

[Circular Square]

Fast and pray to seek God's forgiveness.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Immediately do a flip.