Containment What If?

I'm actually surprised he hasn't tried that yet.

What would happen if Chris actually got to have a 'lesbian' encounter?
Im sure it would be even more awkward than Ms Hamm. He would surely try to "scissor" the lady but it would only result in him accidently poking out her eye with his big toe. All while making cartoon noises.

What if Chris actually got admin rights of the farm and the CWCki for 24h? Would he even bother at this point?
 
Im sure it would be even more awkward than Ms Hamm. He would surely try to "scissor" the lady but it would only result in him accidently poking out her eye with his big toe. All while making cartoon noises.

I picture him trying to put his duck in her and whining about how he needs her to bear his daughter Crystal.
 
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What if Chris directed a Jar Jar Binks spin off movie?
It would quickly become about Sonichu, and before long it would be an escapist fantasy for Chris. It'd probably be unintentionally funny and get some praise.

What if Chris actually got admin rights of the farm and the CWCki for 24h? Would he even bother at this point?
He would make marginal changes, delete random posts and then probably break the code. He'd then probably slap an image of sonichu and himself on and then call it a day.
 
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