Containment What If?

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris got heavily into fisting fetish?

 

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris got heavily into fisting fetish?

He'd lose what little control he has left over his bowels.

What if Chris joined Howard Stern's "wack pack"?

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris was sent to an alternate dimensions full of Chrises? (Besides shitting his pants and doing nothing)

What if Chris is a Steven Universe fan?

He'd make a Sonic/Pikachu/My Little Pony/Steven Universe hybrid character.

What if Chris was a babysitter?

He'd lock the child he's babysitting in his room as a form of revenge over what happened 34 years ago.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

What if Chris is a Steven Universe fan?

Nothing would change. Chris was a cartoon obsessed troon with a penchant for jewels (see amnyfest ring) before SU even got greenlit.

 

[8waifoofever8]

What if Chris was a babysitter?

Then it'll be one big disaster.

 

[jurassic bark]

What if he dies, isn't discovered for weeks or months and we go on waiting, looking for sockpuppets on social media and assuming that he's laying low for a few years again?

After Barb kicks the bucket, for god's sake, let's crowdfund a Life Alert subscription.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Chris was a babysitter?

He'd stress sigh then lock the kid in their room and turn them autistic, thus creating the next generations Chris-Chan in the process.

Nothing would change. Chris was a cartoon obsessed troon with a penchant for jewels (see amnyfest ring) before SU even got greenlit.

Funny thing is several months back he actually already made a post about liking SU. There was a thread about it.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was raised by apes since birth like Tarzan?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Chris was raised by apes since birth like Tarzan?

He'd be cleaner, more sophisticated, athletic and successful in all fields.

What if Chris managed to from the Autism Singularity and finally summon Sonichu into this realm?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Chris decided to go the Kouta Hirano path and just start off by making hentai before "creating" a widely known piece of fiction?

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

What if Chris was a Roman gladiator? Autimicus the Fierce!

 

[everythingisawkward999]

What if Chris was a Roman gladiator? Autimicus the Fierce!

If he was raised in the Roman Age? He could be rather confident, albeit a bit slow. If he was a gladiator in his current self? Buh bye acceptability and likely life!

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if Barb is revealed as the original Pickle Suit Man?

 

[Deviljho]

What if he went trick or treating in his ponysona get up?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris finally came face to face with his arch enemy, the long lost "abusive" babysitter, since she was the one who turned him autistic.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if he went trick or treating in his ponysona get up?

Nobody would answer the door. Someone would call the cops. Even if Chris didn't act, look or smell that way, it is illegal to trick or treat over the age of 12 in Virginia. Or at least parts of it.

What if Greg Gutfeld said Radiohead were a poor man's Christian and the Hedgehog Boys?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris finally came face to face with his arch enemy, the long lost "abusive" babysitter, since she was the one who turned him autistic.

Revenge of the Nerds Spergs

 

[OpenBASED]

Someone probably already asked this, but what if Chris went back in time and met Classic Chris?

 

[Detrogen]

What if Chris assaulted another person? How severe would the repercussions be?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Someone probably already asked this, but what if Chris went back in time and met Classic Chris?

He'd end up as Lovely Weather for Classic Chris