Containment What If?

NinFreakLan said:
What if Chris isn't being paid by Idea Guy to do stupid shit?
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In that case Chris has either truly snapped as it'd mean that he's hearing voices (Count Graduon?) or that Bob is haunting his family and getting some sweet revenge.

What if Chris was a massive Microsoft shill?
 
Cyborg Scars said:
In that case Chris has either truly snapped as it'd mean that he's hearing voices (Count Graduon?) or that Bob is haunting his family and getting some sweet revenge.

What if Chris was a massive Microsoft shill?
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If Chris was a massive Microsoft shill he'd keep screaming about the exclusives on the Xbone which is really just the Rare Replay Collection...

What if Chris wasn't a total asshat?
 
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Chrisology1337 said:
Then we’d be tracking some other loser since with those smarts Chris would have had his shit together from the very start.
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You underestimate the power of :autism: sometimes they can be hyper competent at the most random thing, and otherwise completely non-functional.
 
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Cyborg Scars said:
He's have a slight chance at a ground up sweetheart.

What if Chris was president?
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Just picture it.

"My fellow Americans I did not have sex with that woman. I want everything about my sexual relationships OFF. THE. INTERNET. NOW. NOW. NOW! I'LL SEND IN EVERYONE IN MY POWER, I'LL SEND IN THE SECRET SERVICE!" he screams and shrieks, stomping on the podium whilst the secret service desperately tries to prevent the press from taking pictures
 
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