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What if Chris became the CEO of The Lego Group?
He'd wear a skirt made of newspaper instead of using the toilet.What if Chris pissed himself and did nothing?
He'd wear a skirt made of newspaper instead of using the toilet.
He'd pay his dues in Sonichu medalions.What if Chris was a Union worker?
He’d try to find a Japanese sweetheart.What if Chris spoke fluent Japanese?
He’d lose.What if Chris ran for mayor of Ruckersville?
He'd be pretty hard pressed with finding one.He’d try to find a Japanese sweetheart.
He would believe that it's the real person and would brag about getting a phone call from a famous celebrity.He'd be pretty hard pressed with finding one.
What if someone prank called Chris with an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard?
"I AM CHRISTIAN WESTON CHANDLER, SONICHU'S CREATOR AND INSPIRATION FOR THE WEBSITE IN THIS DOCUMENTARY. THIS IS MY DOCUMENTARY AND NOTHING LESS!"What if Chris made a documentary about Cwcki?
What if Chris never went online / Never got internet infamous?