Containment What If?

[Antipathy]

What if Chris was part of a conjoined twin?

He wouldn't have been a Virgin With Rage.

What if Barb died first?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Then the Financhu Crisis would have been delayed if not averted.

What if Cole was Clyde Cash the whole time?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if someone wrote a romance film about Chirs and Barb?

Spoiler: Coming soon

From Russia Barbara With Love

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

Then it would be Rated M because of the autistic horror it would inevitably become.

What if CWC somehow replaced VSauce?

 

[Hugh Neutron]

Then it would be Rated M because of the autistic horror it would inevitably become.

What if CWC somehow replaced VSauce?

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if CWC tried another way of fighting Mary Lee Walsh... Columbine style?

 

[Broseph]

What if CWC tried another way of fighting Mary Lee Walsh... Columbine style?

Chris is too stupid to be able to plan out something like a school shooting, if anything he would probably accidentally shoot himself.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was Bob, Bob was Barb, and Barb was Chris?

 

[Yop Yop]

What if we were mature adults and didn't obsessively follow an autistic man-child?

 

[CWCissey]

What if we were mature adults and didn't obsessively follow an autistic man-child?

Where would the fun be in that?

 

[Antipathy]

What if Cole was Clyde Cash the whole time?

Bricks would be shat by both Chris and us.

What if CWC tried another way of fighting Mary Lee Walsh... Columbine style?

Walsh would fly in on her broomstick and finally shatter the Autistic Hero's heart.

What if Chris was Bob, Bob was Barb, and Barb was Chris?

What if we were mature adults and didn't obsessively follow an autistic man-child?

We wouldn't have fun.

What if Chris suddenly stopped being a troon?

 

[Hugh Neutron]

What if in the impending nuclear war a Russian missile overshoots DC and hits Ruckersville?

 

[Rupin]

What if Chris has already had sex with a man and that's why he came out as bisexual?

 

[DecrepitSimonla]

He wouldn't have been a Virgin With Rage.

What if Barb died first?

Chris would be much similar to himself before Bob's passing. Bob may have got Chris to get a job, as Barb used to be the one more focused on sheltering Chris.

 

[Milk Mage]

What if while Chris was a child, Bob left to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back

 

[AgentYoshida4444]

What if the infamous "Fag" card thrown by Bob at CWC was an actual literal artifact in form of a card with "Fag" written on it than happened to be about as, if not more, powerful that the Sanichu Medallion?

 

[Mr. 0]

What if Chris converted to Judaism and opted for a circumcision (as a front for getting his duck finally chopped off)?

 

[de_DEVIL_tails]

What if barb wrote chris out of her will

 

[trueandhonestfan]

What if while Chris was a child, Bob left to get a pack of cigarettes and never came back

Then we'd see a Sonee whose father abandons them followed by a PSA by Chris telling us that it's not okay to leave your family.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if barb wrote chris out of her will

Barb Rage

What if Chris starred in the Police Academy movies?