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I’ve wondered this for a while now;

What if you somehow managed to leave an untraceable (seriel numbers scraped off) Saturday night special cheap ass tiny pistol at chris’ front door with instructions on how to use it, but no indication on exactly what to use it for?

Would he hilariously try to sell it on eBay? Would he get scared and call the cops? Would it replace his pepper spray? If a new troll were to really get under his skin would he pop the steel during a video?
 
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What if Chris hasn't actually been getting trolled all this time and has actually been trolling us and that people like Hirtes are actually HIS victims rather than the other way around?
 
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Lord Humungus said:
I’ve wondered this for a while now;

What if you somehow managed to leave an untraceable (seriel numbers scraped off) Saturday night special cheap ass tiny pistol at chris’ front door with instructions on how to use it, but no indication on exactly what to use it for?

Would he hilariously try to sell it on eBay? Would he get scared and call the cops? Would it replace his pepper spray? If a new troll were to really get under his skin would he pop the steel during a video?
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the gun would shoot itself dead after realizing it's in proximity of Barb's crap and will most likely be assimilated
ExceptionallyExceptional said:
What is Chris hasn't actually been getting trolled all this time and has actually been trolling us and that people like Hirtes are actually HIS victims rather than the other way around?
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Chris would have slipped up by now, we'd have a megathread discussing it, Chris would lie his ass off, denying that he isn't actually autistic (to keep the government from taking his tugboat), and pretend to be getting more insane while the quality of content goes down the tubes. And then several kiwis who somehow get involved behind the scenes have drama, Null gets mad and puts everyone's shit out on display, and an admin loses his kiwi heartsweet to Chris's neo-nazi sidekick.

:semperfidelis:2015 never forget
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Chris would have slipped up by now, we'd have a megathread discussing it, Chris would lie his ass off, denying that he isn't actually autistic (to keep the government from taking his tugboat), and pretend to be getting more insane while the quality of content goes down the tubes.
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If Chris had just abruptly gone away right after the Rollin 'n' Trollin' video he might today be viewed as the greatest troll of all time.
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
What if Chris hasn't actually been getting trolled all this time and has actually been trolling us and that people like Hirtes are actually HIS victims rather than the other way around?
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Nah, there's lots evidence floating around from Chris's childhood proving he is real. Like the Sonic Sweepstakes broadcast, or the newspaper article about God and the Bear. There's also the Crazy Pacer story.
 
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The Other Chandler said:
Nah, there's lots evidence floating around from Chris's childhood proving he is real. Like the Sonic Sweepstakes broadcast, or the newspaper article about God and the Bear. There's also the Crazy Pacer story.
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Firstly it was a joke. Nothing I post in this thread is to be taken seriously. My last post was about a rip in space time allowing Pre Tranny and Post Tranny Chris to hook up.
Secondly I'm not saying Chris isn't real, I'm saying what if he's like fucking Stewie Griffin, a supergenius from an early age playing a long con.
"Chris? He'd never even be capable of that, he's so autistic he can barely wipe his own ass!" everybody says as Chris lurks in the shadows villainously rubbing his hands together muttering "Good, good, stay asleep little sheep!"

99.99999999% unlikely, fun to think about, tho.
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Secondly I'm not saying Chris isn't real, I'm saying what if he's like fucking Stewie Griffin, a supergenius from an early age playing a long con.
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Realistically, anyone playing a lolcow for this long probably is a lolcow out of character and would justify us following and shouting JULAAAAAY at him
 
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Mr. 0 said:
Realistically, anyone playing a lolcow for this long probably is a lolcow out of character and would justify us following and shouting JULAAAAAY at him
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Exactly. I'm not sure who the last laugh is really on when you're shitting yourself as a "joke".
 
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Realistically, anyone playing a lolcow for this long probably is a lolcow out of character and would justify us following and shouting JULAAAAAY at him
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I'd prefer he's child actor hired by sega for the sonic sweepstakes and they just accidentaly kept paying him through a bookkeeping error so he decided to continue the roll of a lifetime:
"It'll be a meta commentary on rampant consumerism! I'll make him mentally challenged too, why the academy eats that sort of thing right up!"
So, yeah, basically Trevor Slattery from iron man 3.
 
The Other Chandler said:
Nah, there's lots evidence floating around from Chris's childhood proving he is real. Like the Sonic Sweepstakes broadcast, or the newspaper article about God and the Bear. There's also the Crazy Pacer story.
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You just say that's some other guy. That "Chris" just saw some news stories and thought about how funny it'd be if that kid grew up to be a huge sped.
 
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What if Chris was actually an attractive female, but still acted just as exceptional as he is now?
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The Captain said:
What if @Mason Verger is a sock account for Cole Smithey?!
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Ha I wish. That guys way too talented and good looking. Going back to his first critically acclaimed SoCal band The Rockin' Dogs to his current career as THE smartest film critic, Cole Smithey had maintained a level of excellence known within only the most intellectual of circles as "the man with possibly the most honest and discerning take on Hollywood to come along in years"- Smart New Media.

I wish I was that guy. But, if you'd like to hire him you can can't reach him here @: http://www.colesmithey.com/

Or visit his patreon here:
http://www.colesmithey.com/filmblog/patreon/ to help fund his podcast, the Cole Smithey Podcast, and keep a help keep a little truth and honesty alive in online movie reviews!
 
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