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This seems to be a thinly veiled attempt to elicit a reply from everybody's favourite forum-goer Hulk Hogan, i approve wholeheartedly.
 
He'd get one, a Gardevoir, to be his sweetheart from the ground up. She'd even kill Snyder out of her sense of uberloyalty to her trainer and get away with it scot-free because Pokemon aren't people.

Re: What If The Classic Chris discovered Anthony 'A-Log' Log

"A-logging" would be "ChrisChanning".
 
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GrandNumberOfPounds said:
I'd just hope there'd be a hilarious tardfight on YouTube.
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This. Immediately after reading OP I was like, "a video exchange between those two would be amazing."
 
Blaziken and Meinfoo might be pokemon Chris would like; they could easily fit into the world of Sonichu. I wonder how he would react to Combusken, though:

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As for Meinfoo, he would need to climb Dragonspiral Tower without getting eaten by Druddigons:


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Re: What If The Classic Chris discovered Anthony 'A-Log' Log

Why stop at video exchange? Chris went to a con, A-Log has been to one or two. A live exchange at a con would be perfect.

A few years back I attended an MMA fight with a friend of mine. Guess what happened to one of the fighters when he got nervous in the middle of his match? :lol:

I think, after a bit of an embarassment, Chris would bounce back to restore Hulkamania to its former glory after its biggest proponent slandered the very precepts of the discpline known as Hulkamania. Chris would rise from the ashes of his jaded past and suceed while the Hulkster spends his time sleeping around instead of training.

Whatever the circumstances may be, Chris has returned to the Game Place. Unfortunately, the old crowd is gone. The store is stocked with his game of choice and there's a healthy player base for the game...how does Chris react?

I say Chris would probably try flirting with whatever girl interested him; at this point I think the Game Place's reputation as a haunt of trolls is moot to Chris.
 
He'd find a way to get banned again. I'm sure at the start he'd act so smug toward Snyder, but soon he'd be back to his usual bad behavior.
 
Unless the Game Place is sold to someone else, he would never get back in legally.

If he did, trombonista is right. He'd continue his bad behavior and get banned again.
 
Assuming Chris got back in legally by some miracle: he'd pack up his backpack full of Legos and art and cards, and pick up right where he left off. He'd probably be surprised to find out that Lucas, Mimms, Megan, and all the rest weren't there. Once the shock wore off he'd just sit down and play with the kids who are way younger than him, just like before.

You know, I just looked it up and back in October the C-Ville Pokemon League moved from the PLACe to UVA, so Chris could technically go again XD Someone needs to make him aware of this.
 
The only way he'd get back in is by driving his car into it.
 
He'd come face to face with the harsh reality that it's not the year 2000 anymore.
 
bungholio said:
He'd come face to face with the harsh reality that it's not the year 2000 anymore.
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His superior invention, the Lego Pokemon card carrying case, would be rendered moot.
 
Kosher Dill said:
Assuming Chris got back in legally by some miracle: he'd pack up his backpack full of Legos and art and cards, and pick up right where he left off. He'd probably be surprised to find out that Lucas, Mimms, Megan, and all the rest weren't there. Once the shock wore off he'd just sit down and play with the kids who are way younger than him, just like before.

You know, I just looked it up and back in October the C-Ville Pokemon League moved from the PLACe to UVA, so Chris could technically go again XD Someone needs to make him aware of this.
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This is the core of the Game Place tragedy: even if Chris defies the odds and steps back onto the premises again with impunity, it's no longer the Game Place he knew. In fact, he knows this; he's been inside (however briefly) and registered this.

If you fight long enough with Chris, eventually, it won't matter to him why you're fighting, but only that he wins.
 
Parents visiting the Game Place with their children to buy them stuff would surely complain about the highly not family friendly environment caused by the presence of the stinky, obese creeper lurking around the store and, sooner or later, he'd be kicked out again for scaring little kids without even having to do his horrible Donald Duck impression.
 
Hey, with all that "Cherokian" blood in him, I just might be.
 
If he trained pokemon, they would end up hating him due to not taking good care of them, eventually they might actually revolt against his commands and either a) go with team rocket, b) run off in the wild, or c) make him the one to follow commands. In short, they would loath Chris and would do whatever they can to be dang dirty trolls to him.

Re: What If The Classic Chris discovered Anthony 'A-Log' Log

If classic Chris discovered A-Log, he would assume A-Log is in league with the trolls and there would be a battle between two lul-cows. It would probably be an rather memorable saga known as the A-Log saga, which involves Chris drawing Sonichu comics that attack A-Log and his persona. It would also have A-Log writting fan-fiction of him kicking Chris' ass.
 
What would he sacrifice?

My great aunt used to give up scuba diving, but she never went scuba diving in her life. I bet CWC would do something similar. So, pretty much nothing, he's too selfish.

He could give up McDonald's, but what would be a major sacrifice for him is common sense to us.
 
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