Containment What If?

[UnKillFill]

What if Chris's harem of cartoon characters are all real, and we are imaginary?

 

[Jesse's Arbok]

What would happen if Emily had actually been kissed by Chris?

 

[Meat Pickle]

If Chris ate a devil fruit, what would it be?

 

[yeahweknow]

what if chris saw a ufo and got a visit from men in black

 

[(´｡• ω •｡`)]

What if Chris lost ~50lbs, wore some shapewear and clothes that actually fit, shaved, got a wig, and learned to do makeup?
What if "Christine" was a solid 4/10 instead of a 0/10. (inb4 "why no photoshop" - i'm fucking bad at it)

Spoiler: be careful who you call ugly in middle school

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[Cardboard Box Mountain]

If you were a pornstar and you knew who Chris was, would you continue to make porn after learning that Chris has bent his duck to you?

Money's money, bro.

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris prefers <monster> over Mewtwo for being a husband?
List of monster:

1. Jason Voorhees
2. Freddy Krueger
3. Godzilla

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What would happen if Emily had actually been kissed by Chris?

He would've stolen her soul and she'd be lost to darkness forever

 

[Mr. 0]

If Chris ate a devil fruit, what would it be?

the Sperg-Sperg Fruit, the eater of which would have the power to turn himself and anyone who comes into contact with him, autistic

 

[wristwatchswisswatch]

If Chris ate a devil fruit, what would it be?

Kiwi Kiwi fruit. Although I'm not sure what powers his OC goddess form is missing.

Can Chris swim? I just realized I've never heard about him swimming.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

I have a feeling Chris would be more adjusted than how he is now.

 

[SuperShibuyaFighter]

I have a feeling Chris would be more adjusted than how he is now.

That's what I think as well

 

[Tikbalang]

If Chris ate a devil fruit, what would it be?

OP lore: The soul-soul fruit. Like Chris, Big Mom has high ego. Chris will use his soul to create sonichu in his image. Unlike Big Mom, Chris is not intimidating; soul snatching requires fear from the target.
Original: Hedgehog-hedgehog fruit, model: sonichu.
Original: Pickle-pickle fruit. A midas touch that every organic things turned into pickle. His first touch was his dick.

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

The house will be decluttered. Cole moved on.
There's a chance that chris will be kicked out of the house unless:

1. Remove his faggotry (bob is a conservative man)
2. Get a job (the hardest one)

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

What if Chris was the strongest man in the world?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if the water pipe was clogged?

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

What if Barb died instead of Bob?

Bob would probably not let him run around in dresses and turn his hair into seaweed. Also, optimistically, Bob might throw away some of the hoard.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Bob would probably not let him run around in dresses and turn his hair into seaweed. Also, optimistically, Bob might throw away some of the hoard.

Also, Bob might be able to prevent the Idea Guy and the Teen Troon Sagas from happening (Optimistic).

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris accepted that he'll be in a threesome porn but his role was to be a friend of the woman; then minutes later she got fucked by two black men and Chris have to watch them.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

What if this was Breaking Bad but Chris was Walt's assistant instead of Jessie?