Containment What If?

Otherworlder92 said:
What if Chris was Deadpool ?
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Well Deadpool murdered a caricature of a Christian in Deadpool 2 because they didn't agree with mutants, all the while making an overt connection to pray the gay away, so it's possible.

What if Chris suddenly says the synagogue shooter today was caused by a pokemon?
 
What if someone wrote a massive article about Chris (using information from the Farms, the wiki, and other places) in a "respectable" publication like the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, the New Yorker, etc., so that all of America could learn about the wonder and horror of Chris-Chan?
Note that I'm not talking about the documentary or the book those retards were/are funding on Kickstarter; those are projects conducted by you-know-whats trying to make money off of Chris's internet fame. I'm talking about a proper, informative article, written for the sole purpose of educating the American public about Chris-Chan.
 
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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
What if someone wrote a massive article about Chris (using information from the Farms, the wiki, and other places) in a "respectable" publication like the New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, USA Today, the New Yorker, etc., so that all of America could learn about the wonder and horror of Chris-Chan?
Note that I'm not talking about the documentary or the book those exceptional individuals were/are funding on Kickstarter; those are projects conducted by you-know-whats trying to make money off of Chris's internet fame. I'm talking about a proper, informative article, written for the sole purpose of educating the American public about Chris-Chan.
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It would be exactly on the same level of exploitative as one of those crowdfunded documentaries.
 
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What if Chris recieved DVDs containing porn of every sweethearts fucked by black men?

For a nonexistent girl like Julie, the pornstar with similar face will do just fine.
For fictional characters like Magichan and Cryzel, it'll be in 3d hentai.
 
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This is so exceptional I can barely even ask, what if one of us goobs made a Chris Chan doc? Just.... What if?
 
Tikbalang said:
What if Chris recieved DVDs containing porn of every sweethearts fucked by black men?

For a nonexistent girl like Julie, the pornstar with similar face will do just fine.
For fictional characters like Magichan and Cryzel, it'll be in 3d hentai.
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We all know he’d still jack it to it

What if Linkara hired Chris to do the art for his next comic? Personally, I think it’d be a marked improvement.
 
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What if 2009 Chris and 2019 Chris are going to fight to the death in the roman colliseum?

Their only weapon (made of iron)
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It's a blunt weapon, there's no magic in it.
 
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