Containment What If?

[gun]

what if chris went to mary lee walsh's retirement party?

 

[AsianChris]

At one point, Chris was both a hooker and his own pimp.
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I can't see him being a Jerkop, though.

Oh yeah, how did I forgot about that Escorts.com fiasco?

 

[No_one]

What if the amount of his monthy tugboat are merit-based? 1 points = $1 and starts with 1000 points in the first day of the month
Example:

• Playing video games for an hour at most, -25 points. 1 hour and one second is -50 points
• Failure / Late to attend therapy, -100 points
• Complete running in 1 mile, +50 points
• Sell / giveaway 10 pounds of toys, +40 points
• Got a bachelor's degree of any kind, +2000 points
• Take a shower at least once a day, +20. Fail to shower, -25.

If his total merit is -1 point or less, he'll get nothing for the next month

Chris's life would be a greentext story about gathering Good Boy Points and acquiring chicken tendies.

 

[Coleslaw]

What if the amount of his monthy tugboat are merit-based? 1 points = $1 and starts with 1000 points in the first day of the month
Example:

• Playing video games for an hour at most, -25 points. 1 hour and one second is -50 points
• Failure / Late to attend therapy, -100 points
• Complete running in 1 mile, +50 points
• Sell / giveaway 10 pounds of toys, +40 points
• Got a bachelor's degree of any kind, +2000 points
• Take a shower at least once a day, +20. Fail to shower, -25.

If his total merit is -1 point or less, he'll get nothing for the next month

$2000 for a bachelor's degree? Why would he do that?

 

[CraBman]

What if Chris attacked @Marvin in order to “save” Emily from being stolen from him?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris attacked @Marvin in order to “save” Emily from being stolen from him?

Chris will be bitch slapped by emily for the first time. And the netorare goes on

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris attacked @Marvin in order to “save” Emily from being stolen from him?

He would have defeated @Marvin and gone on to become a chad.

 

[FukuMuku]

what if chris did animations instead of comics?

 

[No_one]

what if chris did animations instead of comics?

He tried: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=16&v=q2iqLoGF-J4 (YT: Flipnote Hatena NSFW Water World 18+)

It was even worse.

 

[W00K #17]

What if bob had trooned out in the 2000s instead of of Chris trooning out in the 2010s?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if a Sorority invite Chris on a harem in some conditions:

1. Cryzel, Mewtwo, Magichan and Sylvanna are not invited
2. Those same four, you have to divorce them
3. Also break up with them, no longer in romance and sexual, even friendship.
4. Swear on the CPUs that he agree and fulfill it, true and honest.

 

[Pina Colada]

What if Chris was the Virginia state flower (dogwood) or bird (cardinal)?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if Chris went to the International Space Station or the Space Station Mir?

 

[Tikbalang]

No more tugboat, patreon suspended and his social media accounts suspended. So what's his alternative to make money?

 

[Cedric_Eff]

No more tugboat, patreon suspended and his social media accounts suspended. So what's his alternative to make money?

Most Likely: Shits pants, Lives homeless.
Least likely: Suicide, shits pants.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) joined a nudist colony?

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

what if Chris(tine) joined a nudist colony?

All the other nudists would wind up like Sam Neill at the end of Event Horizon:

 

[Tikbalang]

What if Chris was an input in SCP-914 in various settlings (Rough, Coarse, 1;1, Fine, Very Fine)?
If you want to know about SCP-914

What if Chris possess SCP-458, the Pizza box that creates pizza from thin air and imagination?
If you want to know about the Pizza Box

 

[Cedric_Eff]

What if there was a CWC themed Sonichu roller coaster?

 

[Tikbalang]

What if there was a CWC themed Sonichu roller coaster?

at the end of the ride, the back part of the bottom wear will have brown stains on it.