Containment What If?

Truthboi said:
They'd probably attack each other because Classic Chris would think Modern Chris is a filthy homo while Modern Chris would want to knock sense into Classic Chris due to how much they mentioned that they were cringing from the actions of Classic Chris on twitter
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Chris slapping some sense into himself doesn't sound right.
Replicant Sasquatch said:
What if Chris was right? About everything?
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The universe would, quite literally, collapse on itself.
 
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MajorBlasski454 said:
What if the Merge happened and Chris actually met Sonic, but his arms were blue?
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He would use his c64 godess powers to obliterate the "troll sonichu" and begin his rightful reign of cwcville with magichan meanwhile there would probably be a few kiwis who slipped through the cracks going full gorilla warfare on liberating and stopping Chris (and/or trying to fuck the evil mage version of walsh)
 
I know this has probably been asked a million times, but I've always wondered how Chris would've turned out if he had a better mother as opposed to a manipulative selfish one like Barb. I still think he would've been a sped, but I also think he may have had a shot at living an uneventful yet semi-normal life as a dorky sperg as opposed to the village idiot of the internet.

Like, let's say Bob is still his father and he still has autism, but his mom is younger (like late 20's/early 30's when she meets Bob) and is a much better parent who goes above and beyond to teach Chris and take care of him.

Hell, if he had better parents who actually put in effort to teach him better when he was still a malleable child, there's a good chance he might not have had a falling out with Megan and the others at The Game Place (or at least not one that was as bad as what actually happened)

Assuming he still creates Sonichu in this scenario, I'd give him 50/50 of being "discovered" by the internet, and even if he is discovered, there's a good chance that Sonichu just becomes a memetically bad webcomic or fanfiction whose infamy is mostly unrelated to Chris himself, sort of like My Immortal but with Sonic and Pokemon instead of Harry Potter.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I know this has probably been asked a million times, but I've always wondered how Chris would've turned out if he had a better mother as opposed to a manipulative selfish one like Barb.
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This question comes up a lot, but Chris would have turned out fine. I doubt Chris would have been self-sufficient, his autism is clearly more profound than he claims, and it's pretty certain he has other undiagnosed issues as well. But I've known people with autism much more severe than Chris's (as well as intellectually disabled people, etc.) that work simple jobs and live productive lives either with family or in a group home or something. I also doubt he would have manifested full-on schizophrenic delusions living a normal life. Though that's impossible to actually know.
 
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Syaoran Li said:
I know this has probably been asked a million times, but I've always wondered how Chris would've turned out if he had a better mother as opposed to a manipulative selfish one like Barb. I still think he would've been a sped, but I also think he may have had a shot at living an uneventful yet semi-normal life as a dorky sperg as opposed to the village idiot of the internet.

Like, let's say Bob is still his father and he still has autism, but his mom is younger (like late 20's/early 30's when she meets Bob) and is a much better parent who goes above and beyond to teach Chris and take care of him.

Hell, if he had better parents who actually put in effort to teach him better when he was still a malleable child, there's a good chance he might not have had a falling out with Megan and the others at The Game Place (or at least not one that was as bad as what actually happened)

Assuming he still creates Sonichu in this scenario, I'd give him 50/50 of being "discovered" by the internet, and even if he is discovered, there's a good chance that Sonichu just becomes a memetically bad webcomic or fanfiction whose infamy is mostly unrelated to Chris himself, sort of like My Immortal but with Sonic and Pokemon instead of Harry Potter.
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If Bob remained the same age but had a wife 20-30 years his junior, then it would be fairly reasonable to assume she’d be a gold digger like Barb was. Maybe more “with it”, but all that would change probably would be her taking all of Bob’s money and basically putting the bare minimum effort into Chris. This will either hurt or help him. If the abusive babysitter scenario still occurred, he’d be mute and remain mute until the only option would be a group home once he hit 18.

If the mute episode didn’t happen then he’d probably just be more solitary and less attention seeking. He’d still play video games, obsess over Sonic/Pokemon, and probably still make comics, but the extent of his tizzum would remain within the confines of dA like every other sped with a Chadwick the Blazehog OC. 7 out of 10 times these spergs come from broken homes; divorce, single moms, poverty, etc. Chris having that kind of life would mean he’d be less spoiled and possibly less of an egotist, but he’d be more on the level of Spax3 or Sonmanic.

tl;dr still a lolcow, just not the lolcow
 
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