Containment What If?

Idr it I asked but what if Chris met Yaniv and had a true and honest troon war.
 
What if towards the end of the Wallflower Saga Chris actually saw and met a Fat Hawaiian man with a heavy accent out in the wild that called him “cuz?”
 
Remember the GameStop sweepstakes which Chris won thanks to troll and wəən influence? What if Chris was discovered even before the PaRappa contest, so that trolls would theoretically rig the contest for Chris' victory?
 
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Remember the GameStop sweepstakes which Chris won thanks to troll and wəən influence? What if Chris was discovered even before the PaRappa contest, so that trolls would theoretically rig the contest for Chris' victory?

Megan would still refuse to go along with him, followed by him uploading a video begging and then raging at how he “tried so hard to win the contest and my effort was wasted!” like he did before, only this time he’d bounce back more easily since he’d get two free PSPs, a luxury vacation, and validation that he has “fans” much sooner than before. He’d also try to convince whatever fake sweetheart trolling him to come along in Megan’s absence only to get stood up when he arrives at the airport.
 
What if Chris was still the utter idiot he is, but was (somehow) really handsome and attractive?
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Anyone ever noticed handsome jack got Chris Chan eyes?
 
TBH the fact Phil even knows how to turn on a video game console at all is a wonder

Its the bugged console mechanics, nothing he could dood :stress:

Edit: I still demand a "WHY AM I TOXIC!?" Emoji
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Anyone ever noticed handsome jack got Chris Chan eyes?

Hey, bandit, how long you thought it would take for me to find this post....not too long, it seems!

You are really pushing me here, Im trying to be civil but I swear, if I decide the farms require some Hyperion order and grace, bandit...you will be the first.

You are laughing now but I WILL BREAK YOU DEAD! Good bye!
 
What if Chris has access to all nuclear missiles across the globe? And he can lauch it using a smartphone app
 
What if Martin Scorsese directed a film based off Chris’s life?
 
That film would have to focus on at least one saga of Chris' life and it would likely be kino.
Probably the Ohio trip.
Chris rescues his girlfriend from the dangerous internet trolls. Throughout his journey, he makes new friends, new foes, and it will change his whole life
 
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Probably the Ohio trip.
Chris rescues his girlfriend from the dangerous internet trolls. Throughout his journey, he makes new friends, new foes, and it will change his whole life

Yes, yes, yes. You could have Chris monologuing to himself while driving. Having him interact with random townies as he stops at various places to fill his tank, eat food, check out random toy stores, ask for directions, etc. Like him explaining his life story or telling them about the Sonichu comic. In between those scenes he’d narrate pieces of his life and what lead him to the events of the Ohio trip. The movie ends with him feeling dejected, but having grown from the experience of leaving home for the first time by himself.
 
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