Containment What If?

StarDreamer2002 said:
What if Chris had a twin from a parallel dimension who's exactly like Chris but the opposite of him? Nice, intelligent, handsome, bodybuilder, has adhd, wears pinstriped suits, is mayor of Charlottesville in real life, finished trade school top of his class, is female-to-male transgender with 100% passing etc.?
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If AU Chris was the complete opposite of our Chris then he wouldn't be a troon.
 
What if Chris had better parents who raised him to see himself as someone special but not the center of the world, and allowed him to meet people in a normal environment? I do not think that Chris is blameless, but I firmly believe that without Barb and with a more present Bob his ego would be less of an issue for him, maybe he would have settled for some girl like him instead of chasing some ideal woman, maybe he would have made friends in real life, maybe he would have made a family while working some minimum wage job... I don't know, I've been thinking about this a lot, I sympathize with Chris mostly because I've had friends with autism, tourette or aspergers, and while they always had a hard time during socializing they didn't end up as the mess Chris is today.

I bet someone else has already pondered on this, but what do you think is the biggest "what if?" that would have made Chris' life better from the start?
 
What if Chris had discovered Bodybuilding in High School?

I believe he would've become a lolcow, but not of the troonery kind, but more of the Rich Piana kind.
 
What if Chris was abducted by aliens and that's what really caused him to troon out?
 
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What if Chris bought a sword? (Not like a cheap plastic toy sword, like a replica medieval broadsword)
 
What if instead of joining Cutco, Chris starts workings for Vemma and becomes a college "muscle" dude bro douchebag and starts pestering people to join Vemma and starts putting ads all over Sonichu like he did with that one Axe ad.
 
What if Chris was black?

He would've had an even bigger victim complex than he already does.
 
since Chris claims to be a deity, what if he really wanted to prove it through extreme measures like Breatharianism?
 
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