Containment What If?

goku123 said:
what would happen if a bunch of people showed up to court wearing classic chris and liquid chris outfits. outside the court a bunch of people are singing virgin with rage.
how would the court react?
Click to expand...

Lancelout said:
Only if they burst in at start of trial
"HE IS NOT CHRIS . I AM THE REAL CHRIS "

"NO I AM THE REAL CHRIS "
Click to expand...

Chris as a modern day Spartacus. That would be one for the history books.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ABE LINN COHN
What if Chris Chan became a vtuber? Like it seems easy for just about anyone to be one nowadays, but what about Chris Chan? If he had the opportunity to do so, would he and how successful would it work out for him?
 
  • Thunk-Provoking
Reactions: Pina Colada and ABE LINN COHN
Testahet said:
What if Chris Chan became a vtuber? Like it seems easy for just about anyone to be one nowadays, but what about Chris Chan? If he had the opportunity to do so, would he and how successful would it work out for him?
Click to expand...
The idea of people unironically simping for any version of chris, real or 2d, fucking terrifies me.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Pina Colada and blackboots
Testahet said:
What if Chris Chan became a vtuber? Like it seems easy for just about anyone to be one nowadays, but what about Chris Chan? If he had the opportunity to do so, would he and how successful would it work out for him?
Click to expand...
He was/is too stupid and incompetent to do this, I'm sure he could have gained a small following if a tard wrangler did all the hard work for him, but that's never going to happen now.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ABE LINN COHN
Testahet said:
What if Chris Chan became a vtuber? Like it seems easy for just about anyone to be one nowadays, but what about Chris Chan? If he had the opportunity to do so, would he and how successful would it work out for him?
Click to expand...
id assume it would go exactly like this and become impossible to operate without chris losing his mind

cwctuber.png
 
  • Agree
  • Like
  • Winner
Reactions: Blatant hypocrite, BlerdBjern, Norman B. Normal and 8 others
ToroidalBoat said:
Chris may really have been better off if that teacher just let him use vidya characters on that CD cover.
Click to expand...
He shouldn't have joined that computer science course if he wanted to draw OCs using Microsoft paint programs and clear text files.

Then again what else could he have fucking done? He has extremely limited artistic talents (tracings galore) and he can't write coherent sentences in English properly to save his life, so any heavy writing professions were completely off the table to study towards.
 
  • Feels
Reactions: ToroidalBoat
What if Chris wasn't locked up for the last month and a half? What would his take be on Gabby Petito and JERK Brian Laundrie? Would Petito-Chu be safe in C-197? Would Eirdnual Nairb be a new villain?
 
ToroidalBoat said:
What if he stuck with "marketing" at PVCC - which he picked "at random" IIRC - and Bob didn't convince him to change to CADD?

(somehow I doubt things would be too different now)
Click to expand...
I think Chris would've fared a bit better. Projects would likely be in groups, so he'd get carried and scrape up at least a "D" by end of the semester.

I doubt he would graduate in two years, much less transfer to a four-year. The siren call of vidya is a dangerous one, especially when there's no motivation to get on the honor roll.

I could see Chris plugging the comics or Attraction Sign to a Marketing course. This would be the cause for suspension. I'd also imagine he'd play up his associates degree like its an MBA.

What if Chris went away for school and lived with extended family?
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: ToroidalBoat
ToroidalBoat said:
What if Current Year Chris woke up in the body of Classic Chris back in 2006?

(@c-no came up with an idea like this somewhere else)
Click to expand...
He'd probably try to get an upper hand on Megan before she can 'enact her trolling campaign' or whatever the fuck he thinks she did. After that, I'd assume he'd try to prevent postpone Bob's death so he can put off dealing with Barb's financial bullshit. Speaking of finances, it's entirely possible he could pull a Biff and use his knowledge of the future and get mega rich, but we all know he's lazy as fuck, so probably not.

Also I find it unlikely he would ever make Sonichu comics again. He already drew them in the original timeline, why should he draw them again? Chris will still become a massive lolcow, but will most likely be seen less as an autistic manchild, and more as a schitzo poster in the same vain as Terry Davis. And since Null isn't around to help Chris, trolls will take advantage of Chris's delusions to fuck with him. It would just be a nonstop cycle of Idea Guy sagas.
 
  • Like
  • Feels
Reactions: Marshal Mannerheim, ABE LINN COHN and ToroidalBoat
what if bob was a drill sargent dad who instilled discipline into his son from day one?
lets say he was the type of guy who would make him clean his room and thoroughly inspect it to make sure its clean enough from the age of 4 years old.
another example is that he would make him wear a uniform every day and shine his own boots and shit.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ABE LINN COHN
goku123 said:
what if bob was a drill sargent dad who instilled discipline into his son from day one?
lets say he was the type of guy who would make him clean his room and thoroughly inspect it to make sure its clean enough from the age of 4 years old.
another example is that he would make him wear a uniform every day and shine his own boots and shit.
Click to expand...
He'd at least have had some structure imposed on him. He'd be actually able to do stuff he didn't want to do, and realize that he did have to do it.
 
  • Like
Reactions: ABE LINN COHN
goku123 said:
what if bob was a drill sargent dad who instilled discipline into his son from day one?
lets say he was the type of guy who would make him clean his room and thoroughly inspect it to make sure its clean enough from the age of 4 years old.
another example is that he would make him wear a uniform every day and shine his own boots and shit.
Click to expand...
I could honestly see Chris being able to get into sports if he were forced into living a disciplined lifestyle
 
goku123 said:
what if bob was a drill sargent dad who instilled discipline into his son from day one?
lets say he was the type of guy who would make him clean his room and thoroughly inspect it to make sure its clean enough from the age of 4 years old.
another example is that he would make him wear a uniform every day and shine his own boots and shit.
Click to expand...
Chris would probably fuck up less but everyday, it'd just all be stress sighs and more crapped briefs.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back