Containment What If?

[A-№1]

It really should be Portland. It’s beyond saving at this point.

Portland's too geographically contained. You don't want to achieve lolcow critical mass.

Why would you do this to Des Moines?

Des Moines is open country. There's plenty of room to spread out and keep density low. It will also be easier to build the fence.

Best of all, there's already a convenient interstate bypass around the city so travelers can go around it without having to enter the city proper.

I’m kind of surprised you weren’t aware of the Human Centipede trilogy already.

I've heard enough to know better than look further.

It just might have scared him into being less aggressive because he wouldn’t want to go back.

It wouldn't, really, because Chris would assume he would never go back, because it wasn't his darn fault he got in trouble. Everything he does is perfectly good and acceptable. It was all that damn dirty jew Snyder. And that pushy GameStop employee. And that succubus Barb. This is what Chris actually believes.

They wouldn't have pissed away all that money on Rob Bell if they thought they were guilty.

ADF wound up in Portland,

That's Portland's own damn fault, really.

Portland: "Lets piss away more money on the homeless to make ourselves look good. It's way easier than actually helping them, and the taxpayers always have more cash to take for our virtue signalling. What could possibly go wrong?"

Literally Every Other City: "Let's send our homeless and fuckups to Portland so they can pay for our problems instead of us."

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris was robbed at gunpoint during his trip to Cleveland? Would this affect his personality in the long run?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

What if Chris instead being himself as today but as a faggot and grew interested to yaoi and bara? Shit.

Then Chris would never have been a virgin with rage. It is much, much easier to get laid as a faggot as there is far less bullshittery in their form of courting. He might not have gotten laid in high school due to the isolated social island that develops in high school -- and Chris was not the type to actively seek out social groups outside of high school -- but he would have immediately had suitors not long after.

It wouldn't be people as disgusting as Sockness, either. Sockness is just the person deviant enough to be willing to ignore sexual preference and consent and actively want to rape a straight guy. Have Chris be a willing faggot and you'd find far more gay men willing to put up with Chris' shit. Remember, 18-year-old Chris was not an uggo, just a tard who shit himself, and with help and guidance could have cleaned up somewhat nicely.

I realize that many people here dislike faggotry, but if you actually spend some time with them you'll realize that despite the drama queens, there's also a ton of super based men in the mix who don't have to deal with the kind of bullshit that cisgendered straight men have to put up with.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

What if Chris Chan had an IQ of 130 but was still Chris chan?

He would have gone to UVA and would put their Dean of Students in the comics instead of Mary Lee Walsh. Also, the attraction sign would be electronic.

What if Chris was robbed at gunpoint during his trip to Cleveland? Would this affect his personality in the long run?

He would have hightailed it back to Ruckersville and never left his house afterwards. He would probably think the robber was troll-affiliated and would live in fear of the trolls physically attacking him again.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

He would have gone to UVA and would put their Dean of Students in the comics instead of Mary Lee Walsh. Also, the attraction sign would be electronic.

Smart autists learn from their mistakes and figure out how to moderate their behavior even if they don't intuitively understand why. They also apply that knowledge to judge future behavior. They might make novel mistakes, but they gradually learn from trial and error to not repeat old ones.

Chris is Chris because he's both an autist *and* retarded.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

What if Barbara gave birth to twins? And there would be two Chris-Chans?

 

[A-№1]

What if Barbara gave birth to twins? And there would be two Chris-Chans?

The Chris-twin they locked up in the attic and fed on fish heads couldn't possibly be any worse.

 

[I fucking love Cocaine]

What if Barbara gave birth to twins? And there would be two Chris-Chans?

Eiffel Tower w/ Barb?

 

[garlic mayo]

What if Chris Chan had an IQ of 130 but was still Chris chan?

R9k

 

[thegooddoctor]

What if Chris had actual humility? but like to a annoying degree, like he constantly took the piss out of himself and his failings earlier in the more classic sagas in 2010, Some troll would be like, your a fat sack of crap, and he'd be like 'omg! I know right! Im the fattest fuck alive!! XD. it would have made trolling him much much harder if he's self aware and not angry by insults. They couldn't have hurt his feelings if he's in on the joke. What do you think?

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris had actual humility? but like to a annoying degree, like he constantly took the piss out of himself and his failings earlier in the more classic sagas in 2010, Some troll would be like, your a fat sack of crap, and he'd be like 'omg! I know right! Im the fattest fuck alive!! XD. it would have made trolling him much much harder if he's self aware and not angry by insults. They couldn't have hurt his feelings if he's in on the joke. What do you think?

The Weens would've grown more vitriolic to get a reaction out of him, likely resulting in weens that try to outdo themselves in insults and threats to make him crack. If this fails, its likely they would've eventually either gave up or decided to observe him rather than directly fuck with him. Modern day Chris would likely be a bizarre mix of Classic and Modern Chris, but overall he'd still be pretty messed up

 

[SwanSwanson]

What if Chris had actual humility? but like to a annoying degree, like he constantly took the piss out of himself and his failings earlier in the more classic sagas in 2010, Some troll would be like, your a fat sack of crap, and he'd be like 'omg! I know right! Im the fattest fuck alive!! XD. it would have made trolling him much much harder if he's self aware and not angry by insults. They couldn't have hurt his feelings if he's in on the joke. What do you think?

This trait would've been a symptom of other good things, specifically Chris becoming a better person and Chris having better social skills.

 

[Michael Janke]

i think i've asked this before, but if barb died sometime after child birth, i think chris's life wouldnt be so screwed up like it is now.
at the very least, he wouldn't have barb coddling him, or teaching him bad habits with the hoarde that she threatened to kill herself if you got rid of it.
he probably wouldn't have gotten into sonic, maybe he'd become one of those autistics science nerds or something.
chris might also have a better relationship with cole smithey and his other 2 siblings, since barb is implied to be the reason for their strained relationship.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

What if Teen Troon Squad was more predatory and make Chris their private sex toy?

 

[Nointey]

What if Chris actually did admit that he was Gay in 2009? As in he doesn't change his appearance or mannerisms, but instead of finding a "Boyfriend free-girl" he tries to find a "Boyfriend free-boy". How would the weening develop?

 

[thegooddoctor]

What if Chris actually did admit that he was Gay in 2009? As in he doesn't change his appearance or mannerisms, but instead of finding a "Boyfriend free-girl" he tries to find a "Boyfriend free-boy". How would the weening develop?

I actually think he would have been infinitely happier and more accepted throughout the following 2010s If he had gone full blown flaming gay instead having a weird hate crusade against them his whole life.He would have no doubt found some acceptance in the gay community, considering his weird deviant sexual history i'm sure some gay men would have been interested in an overweight autistic sexual deviant. He'd have been much more happy in of himself and definitely been a less angry and more approachable person. Lmao Chris's bigotry was literally the worst thing he could have been in the late 2000's ironically.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

What if Chris Chan had an IQ of 130 but was still Chris chan?

He'd be way more successful at being manipulative and if he had the same delusions about the cartoon universe and being a goddess maybe he'd have started an actual cult which facilitated him having sex with women and also let him scam people out of money.

What if Teen Troon Squad was more predatory and make Chris their private sex toy?

Don't think Chris would have any probolem having sex with biological women (Not sure if he'd turn down those under the age of 18 ) but I can't see what would be in it for them.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Don't think Chris would have any probolem having sex with biological women (Not sure if he'd turn down those under the age of 18 ) but I can't see what would be in it for them.

Chris would be in them.

 

[Elämällä on väliä]

What if Anna McL. get laid with Christ (once) in 2005 (let's ignore that she is a lesbian) and give birth to his daughter Crystal? After that ONS they set apart.

How good or bad will be that of world?

 

[Shibaru]

What if the Trolling began in 2001 rather than 2007 - 2008?

We would've had photographic evidence of Chris working at Wendy's and maybe pics of him shopping at like Suncoast and Waldenbooks or something, but other than that, basically quickening the inevitable.