Containment What If?

[Kosher Dill]

Actually, I wonder if he'll try to do Black Friday to get a discount PS4. I could see him getting ANGRY when he didn't read the rules like "Only one discount POOPS4 per store" and waited under the HEART-ACHING STRESS for nothing.

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

He'd camp out for some good deals on electronics, but the cold would give him the prickly wicklies and he'd quit after a couple of hours.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

You live in my house and I pay for your needs so I expect you to do well in school!"

Please, HE WAS HONOR ROLL
The fact that Bob and Barb even considered sending Chris to college, I think shows that they honestly thought he'd beaten autism, or close enough to it. What good would being tougher do if they didn't even understand what they were dealing with?

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Actually, I wonder if he'll try to do Black Friday to get a discount PS4. I could see him getting ANGRY when he didn't read the rules like "Only one discount POOPS4 per store" and waited under the HEART-ACHING STRESS for nothing.

Do they even give good discounts for PS4s on Black Friday? I imagine the discounts would only be minor. It also makes me wonder if Chris and Barbara would actually start arguing over money and have a soap drama dialogue with Chris having , Or would join him to add more shit to the hoard.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

You live in my house and I pay for your needs so I expect you to do well in school!"

Please, HE WAS HONOR ROLL
The fact that Bob and Barb even considered sending Chris to college, I think shows that they honestly thought he'd beaten autism, or close enough to it. What good would being tougher do if they didn't even understand what they were dealing with?

That! They should've accepted the fact that their son has autism and that by having him go to a special school for autistics, it would help his development since the staff there are specialized in dealing with autistics. But no they refused help because they think their son would be locked up in an asylum so they took matters in their own hands. Not to mention the possibility of paying those special schools extra to help their autistic son but instead of paying money back then for such services, they had no idea that they will have a manchild in their home as a price for their neglect.

 

[butt in trouble]

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

He'd try to use it as a way to get sympathy.

"Mm yeah, my parents were uh..abusive to me and such. Mm yeah."

 

[Charon]

Go out a few hours before the store opens in the Cadillac, get breakfast q-sands, hashbrowns and soda at McDonald's or Sheetz, sit in the Caddy listening to music marketed to prepubescent girls back when he was in SOCIALLY COOL AND AWESOME MANCHESTER HIGH SCHOOL and eating "breakfast", cut in line, , fight with other customers and store staff, possibly steal toys and vidya,

Bann happens, Chris-chan leaves from a fire exit and blazes out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell in the Caddy, go to jail after a scuffle with jerkops that he was tard-raging about trolls, Tiffany Gowen, Sarah Bevel, Megan, Mimms, Snyder and "the quickie", tazed, hands cuffed, locked up in segregation with no Rob Bell, or Rocky to make it easy on him, get diagnosed with something more than autism by a court-appointed shrink based on jail & arraignment behavior, get vaccines for assorted communicable diseases and tard-rage because of the needle, then when court comes, he gets indefinitely put in a mental hospital after being found guilty except for insanity.

 

[CatParty]

Bann would happen again
And then it would be brown friday

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Go out a few hours before the store opens in the Cadillac, get breakfast q-sands, hashbrowns and soda at McDonald's or Sheetz, sit in the Caddy listening to music marketed to prepubescent girls back when he was in SOCIALLY COOL AND AWESOME MANCHESTER HIGH SCHOOL and eating "breakfast", cut in line, , fight with other customers and store staff, possibly steal toys and vidya,

Bann happens, Chris-chan leaves from a fire exit and blazes out of the parking lot like a bat out of hell in the Caddy, go to jail after a scuffle with jerkops that he was tard-raging about trolls, Tiffany Gowen, Sarah Bevel, Megan, Mimms, Snyder and "the quickie", tazed, hands cuffed, locked up in segregation with no Rob Bell, or Rocky to make it easy on him, get diagnosed with something more than autism by a court-appointed shrink based on jail & arraignment behavior, get vaccines for assorted communicable diseases and tard-rage because of the needle

Hold it right there! Chris tard-raging with a needle in his arm is a scary thought. Can you imagine the pain he could go through if that thin needle of the doctor's syringe breaks? The vein of course wouldn't be the only one being damaged but the needle might go in his body deeper than it is. My mom said that it's possible (I wished it's impossible) that a broken syringe needle can enter one's bloodstream and can cause a lot of pain. Since the blood in the vein flows into the heart, I'm going to let you imagine the pain on that one. I probably won't bother on opening another thread about Chris and syringe needles administered by doctors. Lets talk about Black Friday related stuff in this thread as usual. Carry on.

 

[An Ounce of Vagina]

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

Probably wouldn't have helped since he had already been raised from birth to believe his very existence was a priceless gift to the world, laws were only for the little people, and he deserved to have his every whim immediately granted.

The only way Chris could have turned out differently is if someone took him from Borb immediately after being born.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

He's probably too scared to go.

 

[The Knife]

Someone could hire him as a personal shopper. Just send Chris into whatever of the store they wanted to shop in. The crowd would instantly vacate, and they could browse at leisure.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

Chris would accuse the sorting hat of being a troll for not putting him in Gryffindor.

 

[Count groudon]

He'd get the living shit beaten out if him by a 9 year old trying to take the ps4 he was holding

 

[LBJParty]

Re: What if Chris's parents gave him "tough love" in his tee

It would have helped him a lot.

Also, if Borb had taken 10 minutes to read one of Temple Grandin's books or really any book on autism, it would have helped immensly. That we they could have known being autistic didnt mean being dumb and retarded

 

[GuyMontag21]

that is, what if they secretly hated him (like Anna) but decided he was beyond help, and they uploaded nothing but messages of praise? (It doesn't have to be all of them, but it has to be most - and all of his former gal-pals are crucial.)

Would he function any differently with an ass-patting army?

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

I doubt it would make any difference since he'll still be the entitled and depressed asshole he is.

 

[CatParty]

They were the original asspatters. They just ran their course. They were no longer obliged to continue after their service was up when they graduated high school.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

I hope they received their Art Award for taking care of Chris.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Only if I could take a torch to his PS3.

I can see it now..... Pikachu Potter.