Containment What If?

If it was the teacher who came up with Sonichu, it would make no difference whatsoever. Just about everything in Sonichu is stolen, the idea that the central concept is swiped from a teacher is business as usual. He'd probably justify it himself on the grounds that he wanted a usable character and it's his name on the project.
 
Nah, they'll probably offer him a replacement pot and a box of assorted K-cups with the express statement that they aren't admitting any fault. So long as Chris seems serious about either taking them to court or making them look like shit on the internet anyway. It's a cheap way to shut him up, or at least that's the theory many businesses have.

I hadn't read he'd had it plugged into an extension cord... oh man. From a liability standpoint you might be right. Since everything's probably been destroyed by fire they can try to argue that a likely cause was the extension cord being near a water source, and had Chris not been using an extension cord, the built-in cord would have been short enough to prevent that from ever happening. Something like that anyway. Should be enough to blunt any possible claim the Chandlers could make at trial. Not that these ever get to trial anyway. Nuisance settlements, my man. Nuisance settlements.
 
Ziltoid said:
What if Chris moved off and started a new life ANYWHERE in general?
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He'd do the same shit, but instead of "Christian Weston Chandler Ruckersville Virginia" he'd be "Christian Weston Chandler [City] [Country/state/province/fictitious city created in his head]". Also, DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!!!
 
What is Chris moves and starts a new life.....



(pause for dramatic effect)

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ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!
 
Because of the cord, he's probably lose all his money

Yeah, Carlos Chantor is probably his best bet for getting back into The GAME PLaCE (at least until he shits himself)

He'd wake up with ruined sheets from the best sticky dream ever.
 
Don't we have a thread in Spergatory about "what if Chris moves to _____?"

Edit: Guess not :stupid:
 
He'd shit Megan's panties.

Literally, he'd try to put on her panties but they'd be too tight, severing his femoral artery and causing him to die.

In his death throws, he'd shit himself, just BECAUSE.
 
Guys, obviously he'd show up wearing barb's skin as a mask seeing that's where he's headed in life.
 
Tragi-Chan said:
He'd wear a literally paper-thin disguise and drive over in SON-CHU. Once inside, he'd ask loudly about the trolling conspiracy and go on about what a great guy Chrissnwessnchanler is while the staff discreetly call the Jerkops. Then he'd attempt to dramatically rip his disguise off to reveal his subterfuge, only to trip over, fall backwards into a display of Hexbawxes and lie on the floor while the scent of DIRTY CRAPPED BRIEFS fills the store.

Then Barb would threaten to sue.
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I have the terrible (RE: AWESOME) habit to mentally play out scenarios when described in a narrative fashion. This? This made me spew vodka out my nose.
......Thank you.
 
Synder isn't stupid. Any disguise Chris comes up with he'll see right through. I'd like to think at this time, Chris would be asked to leave, Synder wouldn't follow him out, and that's the end of that.
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
It works in cartoons after all, so it should work for him in real life right? How would he dress and how would he mess it up eventually?
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This is one of those realistic questions that the fates have already answered.
He had partially disguised himself as a woman.

:tomgirl:

This was his disguise.
He was immediately spotted and ordered out of the store; he snapped pictures of Snyder.
Then he and Barb hit him with their car twice.

It doesn't make any more sense than it sounds.
 
CompyRex said:
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A more interesting question is probably how would OPL fare in Oz.

He'd essentially be a weaker, smellier version of Cyril O'Reily. He'd probably adapt well enough to Vern's attention as he's already a Tomgirl and probably wouldn't take it up the butt much as Vern would get grossed out by the :briefs:
 
I know that if he were born in the middle ages, he definitly would be a jester or "fool."

Even if he managed to avoid being burnt as a witch or a changeling, he would not have the skills to enter into a trade, join the army or clergy.

He would dance and scream about trolls at the kings banquet table for the amusement of the gathered nobles. That is kind of a dark secret about the midievel jesters. Though some would be like the comedians of today, others would be mentally ill or mentally disabled, and would perform for others amusement. Hence the term "fool" as applied to jester
 
In viking culture if you were lazy and bothersome your family would probably just kill you. Murder was all but legal, as long as you told people in advance and got permission your wife and Ring-Giver (ruler type person). And the answer would probably be "sure."
 
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