Containment What If?

[Jewelsmakerguy]

He'd crash and die. This is a good thing.

He'd probably end up taking half of the competitors with him.

It'd be glorious.

I'm just frightened by the sight of a ragged, 30-something manchild who thinks he's a woman. Lord knows what feels I'd have if you gave him a gun with live ammunition.

Or he'd just more than likely kill himself before any of his victims out of stupidity. Either way, anything's possible.

 

[Duke Nukem]

 

[Lefty's Revenge]

Chris lacks the intelligence, strength, money, and will to go on any sort of rampage except for a retarded one.

 

[Anonimo]

If he tried going after Marge Simpson, then Homer would get ticked off and chase him out into the streets, only for them both to become winded just a few seconds after they started. Homer would then just punch out Chris and walk away.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

since chris is an instinctive, autistic murder machine, there is no doubt in my mind he would not only hunt down and kill all those who have wronged him, but do so using Bob's klam robes and vast armory of guns.

or, he'd merely shit himself and do nothing.

he'd shit himself and run over michael snyder

High speed shitting.

don't shit faster than your angel can fly

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Isn't that a bit much? You do realise that's a video of a man being killed?

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Discuss

 

[CatParty]

Jace hates gays

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

He would go to his friend the rat king and ask if he should be a race car driver and then find the best car to drive and prove he was the best race car. But he wouldn't be able to call enough friends on the horn for it to be an official race so he'd crash into slumber, failing his father.

I mean

 

[Arkangel]

He'd teach him to fight (poorly) with airsoft pistols and kitchen knives.

OH... and Chris would shit himself and do nothing.

 

[Mauvman Shuffleboard]

Tactically crapped briefs.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

jace would teach him to be the best goddamned marine america has ever seen

 

[TrippinKahlua]

We're talking about CWC and Parkourdude91 crossovers already?

 

[Joey Jo-Jo Junior]

An entire Squad of Jace clones training:

 

[Anchuent Christory]

It'd do him the world of good. Thanks to those videos, I now know what to do if somebody slowly moves their fist vaguely towards my face.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Become a Future CWC Marine Today!

Save our generation of Electric Hegdehog Pokémon gamers from the evil of the damn dirty troll army commanded by Jason Kendrick Howell and Tyce Andrews!

FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
FIGHT FOR DEAGLE
FIGHT FOR FATHER

 

[Grand Number of Pounds]

Chris would wear the women's uniform.

also DIRTY, CRAPPED FATIGUES

 

[Sexual Stallone]

Kinda like the Bloods and the Crips. Discuss.

 

[applecat]

SONICHUUUUUUU COME OUT TO PLAY-YAY

 

[CatParty]

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