Containment What If?

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

What if Chris was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us?

Like, if he suddenly joined the forums and started discussing his own life and jabbing at it?

I dunno, it would be kinda bizarre. Then again, he does like talking about himself way too much.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

 

[Stud2Stud]

Nothing can contain the Hoard. Not 14BC, not Bob's greenhouse, not the yard, nothing.

"Why contain it? Let it spill over the schools and churches, let the hoard pile up in the streets. In the end they'll beg us to save them."

 

[BT 075]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

Give him one month with a slim, attractive woman body and he'll manage to turn it into Pixy.

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

It'll just give him an excuse to hate all JERKS and be a feminist. I can imagine all the blabbing on facebook about why men suck because of 'her' bans from the various locations, and as for the women who actually banned her, they are controlled by the society of men and turned back on their fellow gender.

Since slime and attractiveness were only the modification, I doubt it'll change hygiene.

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

To be honest, I think Chris' self perception is that of ... well. Whatever he seems best in the situation. When he tried to be manly and strong, he thought his flabby arms would be muscle-covered weapons of mass destruction, he always had the perception of himself of being slim and good looking.

So now he might think he's looking like a slim and attractive woman, based solely on his shaggy hair and clown makeup.
That's why I think his behaviour would be pretty much the same attitude but every once in a while he'd rant about guys doing catcalls or something. Maybe even have one meltdown about a lesbian that shunned his advances the moment she realized he had a duck.
Then again, maybe he would have found true love by merit of bodily attraction.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Kristian Bobovich Charkov lived in 19th century Russia?

Spoiler

Nah. Prince Myshkin from this novel is a sweet, good-natured man, more similar to a 19th-century version of Ulillillia than to OPL.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

He wouldn't look too far off from Hana (Tokyo Godfathers).

Spoiler

 

[Thomas the Tankchu]

What if Chris looked exactly like a slim, attractive woman?

Aside from my other post..

I'm sure this can reflect on one cruel way Chris can TRUE and HONESTLY be beautiful, yet still be a hag in the inside.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

 

[Honeyrabbit]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

They'd eventually be thrown out. They wouldn't let Barb bring McDonalds, and they wouldn't let Chris wear a too-small women's swimsuit.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

DIRTY CRAPPED TRUNKS

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

They'd get banned within the first hour cutting lines/scaring children/being rude to people etc.

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

I can't imagine he would enjoy it much, with his oversensitivity to things rubbing against his skin.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb went to a Water Park?

Either one or both of them would let this happen...

 

[Slam Attack!]

What if Chris got really into Minecraft?

 

[Mechanism Eight]

What if we're all just another one of Chris' delusions?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris got really into Minecraft?

He's too much of a hipster, he does Lego for that reason.