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- Thread starter darkhorse816
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For some reason, my first thought was something like the Beast.
You know, an evil babysitter fairy cursed Chris with autism and the curse can only be lifted when he finds a boyfriend-free girl he can turn into a sweetheart from the ground-up, so now he dwells in his castle full of also-cursed abominations of living, speaking toys.
And when he finally gets to the eventuality of them having their sex time together, the curse will be lifted and he will no longer be an overgrown manchild and turn into a glorious female person with an uterus, ovaries, milking tits and all.
You know, an evil babysitter fairy cursed Chris with autism and the curse can only be lifted when he finds a boyfriend-free girl he can turn into a sweetheart from the ground-up, so now he dwells in his castle full of also-cursed abominations of living, speaking toys.
And when he finally gets to the eventuality of them having their sex time together, the curse will be lifted and he will no longer be an overgrown manchild and turn into a glorious female person with an uterus, ovaries, milking tits and all.
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what if liquid Chris came back and started selling medallions on eBay I don't know about you guys but I loved the liquid Chris Saga I think The real Christian Weston Chandler is so beast I mean he can play guitar he can make videos he can do different voices and makes comics anyway I'm rambling on here but think how ridiculous another liquid Chris saga would be
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Hey! Ursala is a fabulous bitch.
We excel at rambling here. It's highly improbable, though. I'm sure all of Chris's early trolls are concerned with other things, now.
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Are you on speed, coke, or autism?
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Hey man, why's it only gotta be one? Why can't it be all three?
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Like anime conventions? In any convention, there may be some people who may recognize him and post stuff of him online. And even if they didn't recognize him, they still may post stuff of him online anyway if he tried to pass himself off as a cute anime girl (no, not the kiwi farmer around here) at an anime convention. (try not to get any odd mental images from that)
However, I don't see Chris as really trying to stand out in public anymore - at least IRL. Too much paranoia of "trolls and cyberbullies."
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Loathe as I am to compare an ugly moron like Chris to Quasimodo, the fact that in Victor Hugo's original version of the story Quasimodo dies embracing Esmeralda's corpse suggests a disturbing symmetry...
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What of Chris ran for Greene county school board on an anti bullying platform?
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He would succeed in getting bullying out of the schools as all the kids would bully him instead.
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He'd be that guy who eats a salad but drowns it in high fat dressing then congratulates himself on the healthy choice they just made
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Barb quit cooking when Chris was around 10 (old chrone probably hasn't even fixed herself a sandwich since), which means for 23 years Lunch, for Chris has been a happy meal from McDonalds and dinner, if he was lucky, was Golden Corral. Assuming that Chris is Chris, the times he's been to a buffet, his eating pattern is probably, start with a piece of cake from the dessert table, follow it up with a big plate of mac & cheese, some pizza, and fried chicken, then go back to the dessert table for some gummy-bear and oreo crumble covered soft serve. He probably mentally goes "Ick" whenever he walks past the salad/fruit table. So, Chris probably hasn't eaten anything leafy and green since 1991. It would most likely cause him severe intestinal distress if he were to eat an apple or some celery, since his body hasn't processed anything like that since prepubesence.
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According to Fatty himself, veggies make him feel green (or something to that effect), so his body would very likely reject it.
Edit: What @Damocles_Sword said.
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He'd once again find another way to suck even more.
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What if Chris worked in or ran a fertility clinic? Would act like Cecil Jacobson? Could he actually be one of the possible 75 kids fathered by him being close to the NoVA area?
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I think we'd all just be amazed he got a job.