Containment What If?

What if Chris was into Larping?
I wouldn't say he'd be good at it, but he'd certainly put the effort into it, that's for sure. He has a pokemaster costume so he sort of gets roleplay. He's got a big imagination too, not that what comes out of it is quality, but he's got it. He would actually love doing this cuz it could replace the social interaction he got at the Game Place.

He'd eventually ruin this too...

Despite what you think, LARPing takes a large enough amount of social coordination, that Chris just wouldn't be capable of. Even if he were, he'd demand the entire experience revolves around him and whatever bullshit conception he makes up. He would not only break character, but frequently tard out when he didn't get his way. Instead of filling his role in the game, he'd quickly artificially insert himself into interactions with the most attractive girl there, and be oblivious to how unwanted said advances were. He'd still become the laughing stock of the LARP group and he'd be exactly where he tried to escape from. He'd get kicked out by the Dungeon Master (or whatever the fuck they have) and come back repeatedly over a series of months trying to get unbanned.

All of this is only if we roleplay and imagine he isn't instantly turned away for being an unlikeable autistic asshole on day one.

If you could ask Chris: Why do you think girls would like you? What do you offer them?

Assuming he had to answer and couldn't just huff indignantly and walk away.
 
If you could ask Chris: Why do you think girls would like you? What do you offer them?

Assuming he had to answer and couldn't just huff indignantly and walk away.

MY COMPLETE AND UTTER DEPENDENCE!

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We wouldn't be here.

What if Chris was just a common working hard with his hands?
What if Chris was just a common man working hard for the man?

What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?

What if Chris was black or white?
What if Chris was redneck funky that's alright?
What if Chris wasblew up on out of soul?
What if Chris was called the man he's got his goal?

What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was an Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?
What if Chris was Amerrrrrrrrrrriiccann Dreammm?

"Julie, my muffler fell out."
What if Chris was actually good at basketball, at least in terms of playing one-on-one?

What if Chris was a miracle healer?
It could mean that he might tell you to drink his navy for you to be cured.
 
What if Chris was a foot taller?
Here's something curious: Based on the pics i've seen, I used to think that Chris was much taller, like taller than the average US. male. But then I found out he's 1.78 m tall, only 3cm taller than myself (I stand at 1.75m, which is slightly taller than my countrie's average) but with a much higher BMI (and I'm not even that fit myself).

So, if he was a foot taller, he'd be either much more massive, assuming higher intake of calories that kept his BMI the same, or be a little less obese, if he ate just as much as he does.

What if Chris wore a leather jacket?

He'd be 1% more normal.
 
What if Chris decided to be a serial killer?
 
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