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This may have been posted before, but fuck it, I'm posting this anyway.

What if the man known as Christian Weston Chandler didn't become a lolcow? What if, in spite of his spoiled upbringing, Chris made a concerted effort to make something of himself? He could've gotten a job, found a sweetheart, had kids. I guess I'm an optimist at heart.
 
This may have been posted before, but fuck it, I'm posting this anyway.

What if the man known as Christian Weston Chandler didn't become a lolcow? What if, in spite of his spoiled upbringing, Chris made a concerted effort to make something of himself? He could've gotten a job, found a sweetheart, had kids. I guess I'm an optimist at heart.

It would be an alternate reality, I would hope for it. If it had been posted who cares, it is a good sentiment. I like optimists!

The Quantum Universe: Everything That Can Happen Does

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This may have been posted before, but fuck it, I'm posting this anyway.

What if the man known as Christian Weston Chandler didn't become a lolcow? What if, in spite of his spoiled upbringing, Chris made a concerted effort to make something of himself? He could've gotten a job, found a sweetheart, had kids. I guess I'm an optimist at heart.
Only if Barb left his life.
And bob got him on treatment.
 
This may have been posted before, but fuck it, I'm posting this anyway.

What if the man known as Christian Weston Chandler didn't become a lolcow? What if, in spite of his spoiled upbringing, Chris made a concerted effort to make something of himself? He could've gotten a job, found a sweetheart, had kids. I guess I'm an optimist at heart.
Honestly, that kinda sounds like "what if Chris, wasn't Chris???"

And the answer is, Chris would be: not-Chris.
 
♫ What if trolls left Chris Wes Chan alone?
Would he be the child we've always known?
If we scrammed,
Said goodbye,
Would things for him just turn out fine?
Well, I guess we'll never know. ♫

 
What if the court attempts to put Chris in the electric chair on the 2nd, but the electric chair has no effect due to Chris's body mass?
 
What if sega released a "Classic Sonic" dlc for sonic boom that changed his design to the old one? Would chris keep bitching about the blarms or would he continue his crusade against it?
 
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What if sega released a "Classic Sonic" dlc for sonic boom that changed his design to the old one? Would chris keep bitching about the blarms or would he continue his crusade against it?

I could honestly see that happening and working if not with Chris but the other blarm crazy sonic fans. Though Sega wouldn't do it because that'd make them money and you know how they loathe the stuff.
 
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