Containment What If?

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was the troll and we were the lolcows? With an added bonus of Bob being a ween.

 

[LiquidCooledGonads]

What if Chris was the troll and we were the lolcows? With an added bonus of Bob being a ween.

We'd shit ourselves and do nothing.

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris was the Pope?

Spoiler

To be fair, in CWCville he probably thinks he is.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris went to a glory hole and Barb was on the other side?

 

[Konstantinos]

What if Chris went to a glory hole and Barb was on the other side?

He'd become even more of an Oedipus stand-in than he already is.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was deaf?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was deaf?

I think trolling hijinks would be considered in even worse taste.

What if Chris actually was friends with Obama?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if Chris was deaf?

Doesn't he wear a hearing aid? Or is that something I literally just imagined?

 

[Apocalypso]

Doesn't he wear a hearing aid?

Nope, you're mistaken, dude.

 

[GS 281]

He would spray himself with his flames to make sure that it does not hurt to bad and then go to the mall and breathe fire on a random GameStop employee.

What if Chris bought a $5 footlong?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

He would spray himself with his flames to make sure that it does not hurt to bad and then go to the mall and breathe fire on a random GameStop employee.

What if Chris bought a $5 footlong?

He'd load it with extra toppings, dressing, cheese and general crap and end up paying about $17 for it, then claim it was healthy because it wasn't a cheeseburger. I've just realized, Chris follows Homer Simpson dieting logic, in that episode where Homer diets and Marge gives him a rice cake and tells him it has 2 calories in it but he can put a little something on top for flavour, cue Homer with a rice cake loaded with an entire fridge worth of crap, "Mmmmm, only 2 calories." That's Chris.

 

[CWCissey]

He'd load it with extra toppings, dressing, cheese and general crap and end up paying about $17 for it, then claim it was healthy because it wasn't a cheeseburger. I've just realized, Chris follows Homer Simpson dieting logic, in that episode where Homer diets and Marge gives him a rice cake and tells him it has 2 calories in it but he can put a little something on top for flavour, cue Homer with a rice cake loaded with an entire fridge worth of crap, "Mmmmm, only 2 calories." That's Chris.

35. 35 calories in the rice cake.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had a guardian angel?

 

[Stud2Stud]

What if Chris had a guardian angel?

I'd say that angel has clocked in enough overtime to take a vacation till the heat death of the universe, once Chris bites the dust.

Now, what if Chris was a guardian angel?

 

[Kingofmoe]

What if chris was god?

 

[LazarusOwenhart]

What if chris was god?

Slow down, I can only write one short story at a time!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if chris was god?

Now, what if Chris was a guardian angel?

His wings wouldn't be enough to support his weight, so he isn't eligible to be one.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if the next time Chris wakes up, it is the morning after a visit from Brutus Beefcake?

 

[AnOminous]

What if the next time Chris wakes up, it is the morning after a visit from Brutus Beefcake?

In a gay way?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

In a gay way?

I was thinking amongst the lines of a bad haircut But given Beefer's antics with Hogan, I guess that could work too.