Containment What If?

[Tsukiko]

And pretty soon he'll be Putin jail.

Those Marx on his criminal record won't look good when he reapplies for SSRI

 

[Paladin]

What if Chris house actually got burglarized and he ended up killing the burglar in self-defense with his bare-hands, and it happened on camera while he was making a come back video and posted the whole thing without thinking, like Bob Walk In?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris house actually got burglarized and he ended up killing the burglar in self-defense with his bare-hands, and it happened on camera while he was making a come back video and posted the whole thing without thinking, like Bob Walk In?

You'd then wake up.

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris house actually got burglarized and he ended up killing the burglar in self-defense with his bare-hands, and it happened on camera while he was making a come back video and posted the whole thing without thinking, like Bob Walk In?

Better would be if he shot the guy and then became a hero of Stand Your Ground guys.

 

[Paladin]

Better would be if he shot the guy and then became a hero of Stand Your Ground guys.

As a pro-gun/pro-self defense guy, that makes me at the thought.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris and Anna got drunk with Barb and Barb convinced them to dig up Patti and they all had an orgy with the rotting dog carcass, and in all the commotion the spirit of Bob was disrupted and he emerged from the urn with a sledgehammer?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris joined the Four Horsemen by helping Arn Anderson retain the NWA Television title against Magnum TA?

Then they wouldn't really be called the four horsemen now would they? Even then, no reasonable member would give up their spot (except for Tully Blanchard maybe) and will legit stretch the shit out of him.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris got sent to a Psychiatric Hospital?

Hopefully, he stays there long enough to make some change for the better.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

What if Chris was a kaiju? (a giant monster a la Godzilla)

 

[Morbid Boredom]

What if Chris was a kaiju? (a giant monster a la Godzilla)

Spoiler: Because I'm an immature git.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a kaiju? (a giant monster a la Godzilla)

He'd probably threaten to destroy Sega's buildings unless they changed Sonic's arms back to blue.

 

[Tsukiko]

What if Chris was a kaiju? (a giant monster a la Godzilla)

He'd be a kaijuu with aoi ude

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a kaiju? (a giant monster a la Godzilla)

Four words:

Spoiler

King Kong with titties.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!? Would he like it? It is full of random access humor after all.

 

[Lipitor]

What if Chris watched Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!? Would he like it? It is full of random access humor after all.

I'm pretty sure he has. Though the problem with Christian and random access humor is its really only ever good when it's also slightly clever. Something he's never pulled off. Most of the humor passes through him completely. He's only really capable of children's show level of humor.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was actually motivated to go to the houses of the elite trolls in an effort to beat the ever loving shit out of them?

 

[EI 903]

What if Chris was actually motivated to go to the houses of the elite trolls in an effort to beat the ever loving shit out of them?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

What if Chris was teleported to the Nava Verse?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was teleported to the Nava Verse?

He wouldn't make the journey and come out as

What if Chris was an ulcer?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris was an ulcer?

He is for some people in the C-Ville metropolitan area.