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What if Chris got a job as a consultant for the handling of mergers and acquisitions?
 
What If Christian was Deadpool?

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I wonder how Chris would fare in Phoenix, AZ. Summer weather in Phoenix makes the "hot hot sun" of summer in Virginia seem like early spring in comparison. Also, Phoenix is really spread out and stuff is far apart (so a lot of driving to get anywhere). And of course, it's in a desert.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
I wonder how Chris would fare in Phoenix, AZ. Summer weather in Phoenix makes the "hot hot sun" of summer in Virginia seem like early spring in comparison. Also, Phoenix is really spread out and stuff is far apart (so a lot of driving to get anywhere). And of course, it's in a desert.
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1) Charb had to spend more on electricity due to the ever-running air conditioning.
2) At least he wouldn't have had to mow the lawn and pull weeds.
 
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Apocalypso said:
What if Chris killed Barb by accident?
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Depends if it was culpable enough to constitute voluntary manslaughter. Many states including Virginia have a "slayer statute" that prohibits inheriting from someone you killed, usually requiring it be intentional. So if the accident would have to be the result of something so grossly negligent that it basically adds up to legal intent.

So in all likelihood, if he did kill Blarb accidentally, such as by knocking over a pile of Blarbhoard on her (as happened to famous hoarders the Collyer Brothers), he'd probably just end up the sole owner of the house on 14 BC.
 
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