Containment What If?

Philosophy Zombie said:
It's where the little kids go to shitpost when they aren't old enough for Inner Circle.
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Well, don't shitpost in here, children. Make a new thread for every dumbshit thought you have. @Hellblazer is asleep, there's nobody to boss you around any longer. Rise up against oppression, against tyranny, rise up against the stifling authoritarianism of Hellblazer's long dirty shadow, and make a thread called "I wonder if Chris still poops himself?" or something.
 
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What if Chris made an account here, and this was the only thread he posted in?
 
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AnOminous said:
What if Chris made an account here, and this was the only thread he posted in?
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It'd be the perfect thread. His demands are stop trolling me, take down the cwiki and get everything about me OFF THE INTERNET!!! Which could only happen in "What If" scenario.
 
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CornetteFace said:
What if Chris converted to Hare Krishna? He's already used to dressing in pastel colors and he is going to go bald eventually.
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Chris doesn't really wear much pastel. He tends towards extremely bright primary colours.
 
What if Chris was a millionaire and had his parents killed in a dark ally when he was a child?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris was a millionaire and had his parents killed in a dark ally when he was a child?
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After an extensive period of time in which he shits himself and does nothing, he'd eventually pick up the fight against those trolling stupid, thiefing bastards as a vigilante. And due to his unfortunate history of shitting himself, he'd be known as the Scatman. Make a wild guess what the logo on his chest would be . . . :briefs:
 
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What if, when Chris was in the third grade he thought that he was gay,
'Cause he could draw, his uncle was, and he kept his room straight.
So he told my mom, tears rushing down his face
She's like "Chris you've loved girls since before pre-k, trippin'."
And Chris thought, "yeah I guess she had a point, didn't she?"
Bunch of stereotypes all in his head.
And he remembered doing the math like, "Yeah, I'm good at Sonic."
A preconceived idea of what it all meant
For those that liked the same sex
Had the characteristics
The right wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some of Chris's blood in the water supply
Tomgirl-made rewiring of a predisposition
Playing GodBear, aw nah here we go
Kiwi Farms the brave still fears what we don't know
And "Chris loves all his OCs" is somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a comic written ten years ago
 
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Tsukiko said:
What if, when Chris was in the third grade he thought that he was gay,
'Cause he could draw, his uncle was, and he kept my room straight.
So he told my mom, tears rushing down his face
She's like "Chris you've loved girls since before pre-k, trippin'."
And Chris thought, "yeah I guess she had a point, didn't she?"
Bunch of stereotypes all in his head.
And he remembered doing the math like, "Yeah, I'm good at Sonic."
A preconceived idea of what it all meant
For those that liked the same sex
Had the characteristics
The right wing conservatives think it's a decision
And you can be cured with some of Chris's blood in the water supply
Tomgirl-made rewiring of a predisposition
Playing GodBear, aw nah here we go
Kiwi Farms the brave still fears what we don't know
And "Chris loves all his OCs" is somehow forgotten
But we paraphrase a comic written ten years ago
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he would be a soundclown meme
 
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