Containment What If?

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a suicide bomber?

The people working at the Fashion Square Gamestop would never call anybody ever again.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a board game designer?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a board game designer?

He'd be too BORED to design one.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris was a board game designer?

He'd be the Original Creator of the board game LifeSorryOpoly.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a doorbell?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a doorbell?

He's already a ding ol' dong.

 

[Apocalypso]

Қандай Крис қазақ болды , егер?

 

[Tayjelir]

What if Chris's art skills were still the same, but instead of Sonichu he created something that was truly original, but he also still did things like use it to vent his real life experiences?

 

[AZ1]

What if Chris was a porn star

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris's art skills were still the same, but instead of Sonichu he created something that was truly original, but he also still did things like use it to vent his real life experiences?

He might find his niche, but he would still be a lolcow.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a porn star

He kinda is. A couple of his more saucy vids have apparently appeared on Motherless.com

 

[Somar]

What if someone croke into Chris's house at night and painted his arms blue with permanent paint while he was sleeping?

 

[Florence]

What if Chris was a (man)child soldier in the Lord's Resistance Army?

He kinda is. A couple of his more saucy vids have apparently appeared on Motherless.com

Spoiler

 

[ToroidalBoat]

board game designer?

Chris kind of came close with that boring dream he had about another way of playing Yahtzee.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris did the truffle shuffle?

 

[GS 281]

Barb would drop a bowling ball and open up her gate for him.

What if Chris was immortal?

 

[Apocalypso]

Barb would drop a bowling ball and open up her gate for him.

What if Chris was immortal?

Then we won't have to deal with him in our next lives.

What if Chris could no longer sigh?

 

[Molasses Assassin]

What if Chris could no longer sigh?

When ever he wanted sympathy he'd hold up a sign that said "sigh".

 

[Abethedemon]

Barb would drop a bowling ball and open up her gate for him.

What if Chris was immortal?

He would run around the forest near Charlottesville acting as if he was in a black metal video

What if Chris was tolerant of da homos?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris invented a time machine?