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He'd get worried and think the Skywriter had come back.
Containment What If?
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He'd get worried and think the Skywriter had come back.
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Don't postal uniforms usually have blue sleeves?
Also, unlike most postal workers, instead of shooting up his workplace he'd just mace everyone and say "Don't mail anybody!"
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He would get a bit more positive fame, until he screws up again.
What if Chris suddenly woke up as an extremely hot woman but with the same personality and his so hated growth?
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He wouldn't notice the difference. In his mind, he's already an extremely hot woman.
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Scientists would be baffled by the sheer number of people in the Ruckersville area who have suddenly gone blind.
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He would not.
- He doesn't know where it is.
- Limited internet access.
- The Autistic Card might not work.
- Probably not that many clubs for LGBTs.
- NO DARKIES!
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Some more for you:
What if Chris was a horrible actor in movies?
He'd blame his DANG DIRTY ROLES!
What if Chris was voted online as a horrible actor in movies?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY POLLS!
What if Chris tried growing vegetables in his backyard and failed?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY MOLES!
What if Chris supported a soccer team that failed in a finals match?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY GOALS!
What if Chris' roof was leaking on a rainy day?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY HOLES!
What if Chris lost in a bowling match?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY BALLS!
What if Chris' shoes no longer fit him?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY SOLES!
What if Chris could no longer walk properly?
He'd blame his DANG DIRTY TOES!
What if Chris had syphilis?
He'd blame the DANG DIRTY HOES!
What if Chris got arrested for doing something stupid again?
He'd get a lot of DANG DIRTY LOLS!
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We could officially call him Stinky Winky.
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He would have melted in 1982.
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He would be pleased that his moobs got bigger.
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Chris would spend every single profit in Legos and other toys, until they fall in bankrupt.
What if Chris gets the sex reassignment surgery he wants?
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Chris would be the brother of the anti-christ or Jesus most likely. My money is on the anti-christ