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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris interrupted some news report and shouted out why Sonic's arms shouldn't be blue on live television?
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There would be an episode of Boom that saterises the event but misses the point by making fun of minor things that have nothing to do with the incident and putting in some stereotypical plot twist that makes no sense.

What if Chris bought a working submarine loaded with torpedoes and weapons?
 
Realshow said:
There would be an episode of Boom that saterises the event but misses the point by making fun of minor things that have nothing to do with the incident and putting in some stereotypical plot twist that makes no sense.

What if Chris bought a working submarine loaded with torpedoes and weapons?
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What if Chris had a friend growing up who was like David Spade's character in Tommy Boy?
 
What if Chris went on another road trip (ala the JULAAAY rescue mission) and got amnesia along the way?
 
Somari1996 said:
What if Chris interrupted some news report and shouted out why Sonic's arms shouldn't be blue on live television?
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News Reporter: "...leaving three dead and dozens more injured, we go now to-"
Chris: *grabs microphone*"Attention people of Virginia and da other countries of the world! This is an URGENT MESSAGE about something far more important! The beloved-by-millions Sonic the Hedgehog has been replaced by a SLANDEROUS Blue-Armed Impostor! I demand to everyone watching that they march to SEGA headquarters with guns, knives, and bombs, and tell SEGA that we will not stand for-"*gets tackled by jerkop*
 
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Realshow said:
What if Chris went on another road trip (ala the JULAAAY rescue mission) and got amnesia along the way?
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After multiple failed attempts at determining his identity a local family would take him in. He'd gladly accept an offer to do some odd jobs at the store they run. One day, while searching on the Internet, he would try out a facial recognition site, and a scan of his photo would return a search result for Carlos "experienced for her pleasure" Chantor. His time at the Internet cafe would expire, so he wouldn't see the other results for himself, but he knew he had found his real identity! He was Carlos Chantor – a high-class male hooker. Thanking the family for their help, he'd head out to LA to become the best damn non-gay whore on the West Coast.
 
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What if a group of self-satisfied assholes came together, recorded and archived Chris' humiliation at the hands of attention starved trolls, and then pick apart every tedious detail about his life in their attempts to feel superior on a forum?

Also, what if Chris forgot to honor his departed father today? Bob, while just as ignorant as Barb (affectionately and not-so affectionately referred by trolls as "Snorlax" [or even "Barblax which is a portmanteau of Chris' mother's name "Barbara" and the pokemon "Snorlax"]) at least seemed to care about his upbringing and future. He even helped Chris set up for his disability checks (Chris calls this his "tugboat"). I think we should take the time to remember Bob (called the "lumberjack") on this Father's Day.
 
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Sir Walter Raleigh said:
What if a group of self-satisfied assholes came together, recorded and archived Chris' humiliation at the hands of attention starved trolls, and then pick apart every tedious detail about his life in their attempts to feel superior on a forum?
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And what if a smug cocksucker hung out on that very same forum while A-logging up a storm?
 
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What if Chris released a new video and it was just him staring into the camera for like 12 minutes
 
Realshow said:
What if Chris came to accept blarms?
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He would now complain about how Sega just decided to give sonic his tan arms back just right after he accepted the blarms.
Speaking of Blarms. What if Chris woke up and found out everyone in the world including his own mother now had blarms?
 
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Somari1996 said:
Speaking of Blarms. What if Chris woke up and found out everyone in the world including his own mother now had blarms?
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"Submitted for your approval: Christian Weston Chandler, or 'Christine' as he calls himself, a man with an obsessive devotion to a single cause: changing Sonic the Hedgehog's arm color back from blue to tan. But last night, after crashing into slumber, Christian took a little trip. A trip to a place where the very thing he hates is around every corner. He'll try to call for help, but he won't call anybody in...the Twilight Zone."
 
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What if Chris got a reality show on TLC dedicated to his experiences online and the trolls he "defeated".
 
Realshow said:
What if Chris got a reality show on TLC dedicated to his experiences online and the trolls he "defeated".
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The world would become his personal hugbox, and all of the valiant heroes like Clyde and Alec will be treated like trash for a month and then mainstream media will forget CWC existed.

What if CWC was fluent in French?
 
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