Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris found a Death Note?

The first thing he'd write in it would be a note saying about how it belonged to him.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris found a Death Note?

He'd write Sega down as revenge for turning Sonic's arms blue but since Sega isn't an actual person nothing would happen.
What if Chris got stuck in some groundhog's day loop?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris got stuck in some groundhog's day loop?

He probably wouldn't notice and only make things worse for himself.

 

[Ho Mo for Women]

What if Chris hired Marvey Blaziken from Sonichu as his lawyer for his next trial, except it would be like his meltdown in Mary Lee Walsh's office at PVCC, and he'd be talking to thin air and pretending Marvey was in the courtroom with him?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris went to Neverland?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris went to Neverland?

It'd make no difference as he's never going to grow up.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris took down CWCki?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris took down CWCki?

If he somehow did then we just make a new wiki for chris.
What if Chris tried running for president?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris tried running for president?

He would get a whopping 10 votes and will then try to mace a guy who didn't vote for anyone.

What if Chris got locked in his room?

 

[Marvin]

What if Chris got locked in his room?

If cell phones get too smart, that'll probably happen.

 

[jacobsonic]

What if Chris made his very own movie?

 

[Rin]

What if Chris made his very own movie?

Image the Maradonia trailer. Now, if possible, make it even more autistic.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris made his very own movie?

First off It would bomb badly no doubt about it.
Secondly he would market the movie as a Sonichu movie but then 10 minutes in the focus would shift completely to Chris himself.

 

[Donatien Argez]

What if Chris made his very own movie?

It would a combination of Tommy Wiseau's The Room, Big Lebowsky and Red Dragon.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' life is different than we think?

What if Bob, an ailing scientist, created Christian as the first aging robot to have human feelings, as a gift for Barb who had recently lost her son (not referring to Cole) in a freak accident? What if he hoped this would change Barb from her psychotic behavior, but consequentially didn't? What if Bob couldn't find it in his heart to take the life of his own creation away himself and decided to let him live the life we know of today?

What if Chris' autism was actually rooted to his program forever malfunctioning or getting too old?

 

[GS 281]

Bicentennial Sperg.

 

[Blazechu420]

What if the curseyehameha works? Then I could Blame it for All my shortcomeuppances.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris painted the Mona Lisa?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Image the Maradonia trailer. Now, if possible, make it even more autistic.

Add lesbians and tribadism to the Maradonia trailer. Voilà.

 

[Master Miller]

What if Chris painted the Mona Lisa?

He'd probably give us the thumbs up. We'd also get to enjoy wonders such as Asper and Blarms Lisa.