Containment What If?

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was in a nudist colony where both men and women were present? How would Chris react?

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris went to Comic-Con?

Dunno but as @Marvin can testify that he's been to a couple of other local cons before.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris went to Comic-Con?

People would line up to see him.

What if Bob was a woman and Barb was a man?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hired someone to sabotage Sonic Boom merchandise for him?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris hired someone to sabotage Sonic Boom merchandise for him?

Kengle would get caught when he stopped to pray.

 

[Holdek]

What if Chris hired someone to sabotage Sonic Boom merchandise for him?

Sega would have their own autistic version of the guy who plotted to kill the South Park creators.

 

[Master Miller]

What if Chris went to Comic-Con?

He'd go insane after seeing Sonic costumes with blue arms, people dressed as him and a fateful encounter with a pickled gherkin.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a smurf?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was a smurf?

Well he already has blue balls...

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a smurf?

 

[Master Miller]

What if Chris was a smurf?

He'd become the blue-armed bandit himself.

 

[Pocoyo]

More like this...

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris hated rival basketball teams as much as he hated trolls and blarms?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris hated rival basketball teams as much as he hated trolls and blarms?

he'd tell his "fans" to attack and mace them.
What if Chris from different generations including child, teen, classic adult, and modern adult came together to take down the evil corporation who created the blue armed bandit?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

he'd tell his "fans" to attack and mace them.
What if Chris from different generations including child, teen, classic adult, and modern adult came together to take down the evil corporation who created the blue armed bandit?

Child and teen Chris would be utterly disgusted by both the adults nature and probably not care as much as Sonic was still fairly new around their respective time periods. So they would just fuck off and try to nab as many future video games as possible. Classic Chris would yell at modern Chris and start fighting, with the younger and slightly healthier one getting the upper hand. Then he shits his pants and does nothing.

What if Chris had an irl annoying sidekick, like Scrappy-Doo, Snarf, or X-Pac?

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris fucked a stranger in the ass?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris invited/kidnapped Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and Megan over for dinner so he can try and make a peace with them?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris invited/kidnapped Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder, and Megan over for dinner so he can try and make a peace with them?

They'd either refuse to come after all he's done to them or do something "bad" causing Chris to go all Tard rage and attempt to murder them.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a wooden puppet on a quest to become a real boy?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was a wooden puppet on a quest to become a real boy?

He'd have the longest nose in the world considering how many lies he tells a day.
What if Chris became a doctor?