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Containment What If?
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What if a movie was made about CWCville and it's totalitarian government, starring ADF as Jack Thaddeus?
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His photos would end up in a 4chan trap thread, and then the universe would cave in on itself.
Lionsgate presents breakout actor Phillip V. Haskins-Delici as the cunning Jack Thaddeus in the most anticipated movie of 2015... The Last King of CWCville.
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He'd be pissed at God for not letting him into Heaven. He still wouldn't realize that he's a horrible, blasphemous sinner. Eventually, Satan would get sick of him and banish him to the lowest level of Hell. Chris would rant about his new life on Facebook, and Kengle would try to pull some Buddha shit, lowering a string down to Hell to retrieve his favorite butt-butty. Chris would begin climbing up the string, but the Weens would see this as a golden opportunity. They'd climb up the string, get up right below Chris and would cram Sonichu merchandise into his asshole while shouting "JULAY!" Well, all of these weens are little fat chodes, so all this accumulative weight, along with Chris jerking whenever his ass was assaulted, would end up breaking the string and sending Chris back into the fires. Kengle would then fall into a deep depression over his failure, and the rest of Chris's White Knights would shit and do nothing in his honor. Meanwhile, Mary Lee Walsh would lead a 2nd siege on CWCville during it's time of weakness in Chris's absence. Within two days, the city was fully under her control. Peace was restored to the city and the people rejoiced.
tl;dr, Chris shits himself and does nothing.
Well now, I didn't know that
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Probably be on TLC at 2 in the afternoon, and Bob's Ghost would be pissed.
What if everytime Chris types down something stupid, some redneck chases him out of the house with a weed whacker in an effort to cut him up?
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Instead of vandalizing Sonic blarms games at stores, he would just put them all in his kangaroo pouch and jump away.
After doing this at every videogame store, he would buy a rocket with his tugboat and go throw all those games in the sun, throwing the pouch and, therefore, throwing himself too by accident.
What if Chris realized about all his flaws, mistakes and everything bad he ever did?
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He'd shit himself and do nothing to fix his life.
What if Chris accidentally sold his house to some stranger?
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What if Chris' tard rage was the real demonic cause behind the infectous virus featured in the [Rec] movies?
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It would star Philip Seymour Hoffman as ADF as Jack Thaddeus.
Not a live one. The dead body.
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Then the "CWC Museum of Fail" (as the CWCki called it) may become a reality, and Chris would have some new magic beans (read: "gender changing" placebo pills).
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The poor, poor Angela...
The ending would be even creepier,
when Angela is hearing the monster, all she can hear is "Those DANG DIRTY TROLLS coming into mah place!!" or "DON'T CALL ANYBODY!" and when Chris finds her, he proceeds to mace her
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What if Christian Weston Chandler was a mutant circus alien from the planet Neptune, pretending to be retarded to cover up his diabolical plan of igniting a gamma ray and wiping out the entire human race?
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What if Chris wrote a doctrine on black people?
Clyde Cash would crash a rocket into his Space Station before he could activate the gamma ray. His sacrifice will be remembered forever.
He'd move into a house and be haunted by the ghost of Leon Trotsky.
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