Containment What If?

[Betachu]

What if Chris was Goku?

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was a fluent speaker of Ugaritic?

 

[Chicken Dippers]

What if Chris discovered intelligent alien life?

 

[Roger Rabbit]

They'd think we weren't intelegent.

What if chris was a black jew?

 

[Betachu]

What if

was Chris?

 

[Somar]

What if

was Chris?

There's no way that can be chris he has blue arms.
What if Chris was a 4kids voice actor?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was a 4kids voice actor?

What if Chris made a statue of himself and tried to make it a national monument?

 

[AnOminous]

What if [?] was Chris?

Garbage Day!

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris became an official Power Ranger?

 

[Apocalypso]

Today, that question is answered.

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Its fucking horrible, but this is just a draft (made in like 5 min) of what could be that terrible.

Where's that horrifying button?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was born with blue arms?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

born with blue arms?

Chris would possibly freak out and think his arms vanished somehow if he wore a blue shirt. Unless he also wore white gloves, that is.

 

[Abethedemon]

What if Chris was born with blue arms?

I honestly don't think Chris hates arms that are blue, he's just scared of change. If he was born with blue arms, he might open up to the Sonic change however.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was born with blue arms?

What if Chris was too sexy for...

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris was born with blue arms?

He'd hypocritically continue to complain about Sonic's (temporary) blarms and wear blue shirts more than ever. Maybe white gloves too.

What if Chris tried to get into Playboy?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris tried to get into Playboy?

He'd more likely try to get into Playgirl.

 

[Betachu]

He'd more likely try to get into Playgirl.

To be fair, he does legitametely think he's a woman so I wouldn't be surprised if he tried to get into playboy.

 

[MasterDisaster]

What if Chris really could change into Chris-Chan Sonichu/Colossal Chan?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was a satellite?

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris really could change into Chris-Chan Sonichu/Colossal Chan?

What if Chris was a satellite?

Everything he broadcasted would have attraction watermarks on them.

What if Chris met Mr. Popo?

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