Containment What If?

What if Chris wrote a comic about Bionic and introduced Sonichu as a side character later on?
 
Apocalypso said:
What if Chris had heat-ray vision?
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All he'd use it for is to heat his leftover Hungry Man dinners. And probably mildly scald some manaJERK in his balls.


What if Chris turned to the dark arts and brought Bob back to life?
 
Betachu said:
What if Chris got locked in an abandoned mall?
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Step 1: Vandalize Sonic Boom stall at Gamestop
Step 2: Try on all of the panties at Victoria's Secret, tearing half of them and leaving brown stains on the other half.
Step 3: Raid soda machine at McDonald's
Step 4: Sit down in the food court and put up attraction sign
Step 5: Wait 3 hours and then realize that nobody's in the mall
Step 6: Get caught by security
Step 7: Fumbles with pepper spray, sprays self in the eyes
Step 8: Swift kicks to the much hated pickles ensues
Step 9: ???
Step 10: Uh......profit?
 
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Somari1996 said:
What if Chris a clone trooper?
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He'd be a low-class, one that even the one-hit kills would hate. He'd be given special gray "STAY AWAY FROM THIS ASSHOLE" armor, and assume it meant he was higher than Palpatine. Whenever he tries to talk to Vader, he'd get force-chocked but his autisim would keep him alive. He actually participated in the battle of endor. He survived by shiting himself and doing nothing.
 
Abethedemon said:
I'm sorry, but archaeology has nothing to do with dinosaurs, it instead has to do with human remains. That won't stop Chris from trying though.
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Damn, should have known better.

Neanderthal bones then, if not dinosaur bones.

What if Chris shared the same room with the Angry German Kid?

 
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