Containment What If?

What if Chris was cast in one of those dumbass C-List celebrity reality shows where they all live in a house together? Who would be in the house with him?
A representative of every group he's ever said anything offensive about, plus a hot lesbian couple who are interested in an open relationship (but not with Chris). And Clyde Cash.
 
what if people purchased these for chris?
http://www.picklewizard.com/

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What if there was a cure for autism
Then it's probable that no one would've thought to combine a blue hedgehog and a yellow rodent pocket monster, and this site probably wouldn't exist - or it'd be an actual kiwi farm site.
 
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What if Chris was a punch out character?
You know how Glass Joe only has one victory? Chris would be the one he beat.
What if Chris tried to shave off some of his hair to make it look like his old hair, but accidentally shaved off all of it and became bald?
 
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what if chris was john cena
He would always kick out at Sonichu.
What if Chris was a punch out character?
He'd be Virginia Slow.
You know how Glass Joe only has one victory? Chris would be the one he beat.
What if Chris tried to shave off some of his hair to make it look like his old hair, but accidentally shaved off all of it and became bald?
Slow-Poke Steve Chandler.
What if Chris posted PSA's at the end of his videos stating that he was a professional lolcow and that his antics should not be repeated by viewers at home? Signing them of with a thank you for their support.
 
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