Containment What If?

What if Chris shit his pants, left his home, traveled miles across the US to the west coast, then back to the east coast, climbed on the Statue of Liberty, leaped across the Atlantic Ocean, landed in Sweden, stole a car, drove to Russia, hooked with girls in Moscow, drank vodka, got abducted by aliens, met Tina Turner, got dropped in Australia, ate a kangaroo, lit himself on fire, doused himself out in the Pacific Ocean, went to clown college, got laid again, got a Master's in English, destroyed Tokyo, got back to 14BC, watched TV, spooned Barb, kissed every user in CWCki, took @Null out on a dinner date, watched "Friends", brushed his teeth with a turd, fought Batman, sighed, established world peace........

And then did nothing?
 
What if Chris shit his pants, left his home, traveled miles across the US to the west coast, then back to the east coast, climbed on the Statue of Liberty, leaped across the Atlantic Ocean, landed in Sweden, stole a car, drove to Russia, hooked with girls in Moscow, drank vodka, got abducted by aliens, met Tina Turner, got dropped in Australia, ate a kangaroo, lit himself on fire, doused himself out in the Pacific Ocean, went to clown college, got laid again, got a Master's in English, destroyed Tokyo, got back to 14BC, watched TV, spooned Barb, kissed every user in CWCki, took @Null out on a dinner date, watched "Friends", brushed his teeth with a turd, fought Batman, sighed, established world peace........

And then did nothing?
He still wouldn't have bought a pint of milk.
 
What if Bob was still alive, how would he react to all the recent stuff that happend like the snyder incident, the house fire, and the Blarms protest?
 
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What if Chris met Deadpool?
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Pre-tomgirl Chris, but still.
 
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