Containment What If?

[Jigglyjogglers]

What if Mary Lee Walsh and Micheal Snyder got married and moved into a house right next to Chris's house?

I smell sitcoooom!

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris dreamed he was a mythical creature from a kid's bedtime fairytale and, oh wait-

Spoiler

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0e/1b/e7/0e1be7310a78116a2a064e63f6ace946.jpg

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' mom was a construction worker?

Spoiler

Barb the Builder.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris bought the area the Game Place used to be and opened up his own custom made Amiibo store there?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris' mom was the main star in a horror movie?

Spoiler

The Blarb.

Spoiler

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris bought the area the Game Place used to be and opened up his own custom made Amiibo store there?

He'd run himself over?

What if Chris' mom was a transgender actor?

Spoiler

Billy Barb Thornton.

 

[Elaine Benes]

What if Chris's mom hosted The Price is Right?

Spoiler

Barb Barbker

 

[Wildchild]

What if someone actually decided to restart organised Chris trolling right now?

I don't think it would be as entertaining as the organized trolling in the past, due to Chris having become used to it. I do believe that once on occasion then some unfunny ween comes across the CWC wiki and tries to make some half-assed trolling attempt, which fails.

I do believe that there's a difference between trolling and harassment and a thin line that needs to be followed. One is funny and requires a certain degree of social engineering, the other is lazy. Some of the things that have been done in the past such as getting Chris's credit card number and trying to fuck up his credit score, were just being an asshole and definitely trolled the line.

Just my two cents.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) or Barb faked an injury and tried to sue someone?

What if Chris(tine) had a 900 number? all the big celebs had them before the Internet in the 80s and early 90s

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL54900E46DB590644

 

[Clown Doll]

What if Chris(tine) or Barb faked an injury and tried to sue someone?

They would make people happy until they learned the injuries were fake.

 

[animedad]

What if Chris(tine) or Barb faked an injury and tried to sue someone?

I'm pretty sure Barb has tried this multiple times. She seems like the "Let me speak to your manager"-type of lady.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris became a street fighter?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris became a street fighter?

Barb Richards.

Spoiler

What if Chris' mom claimed she was Jamaican and dug reggae music?

Spoiler

Barb Marley.

 

[Melkor]

What if Chris actually learned what autonomy was and managed to get his own place instead of living with Barb?

 

[samoajones]

What if Chris totally turned it around... lost weight, got into shape, dropped the "tomgirl" thing, started dressing better, etc.

Where would he rank on the physical attractiveness scale, 1-10?

 

[Buck Mullet]

What if Chris totally turned it around... lost weight, got into shape, dropped the "tomgirl" thing, started dressing better, etc.

Where would he rank on the physical attractiveness scale, 1-10?

-10

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

what if barb was lowkey a druglord

what if she is
nobody would expect the autistic kid's mom

 

[GodWarrior]

What if Chris totally turned it around... lost weight, got into shape, dropped the "tomgirl" thing, started dressing better, etc.

Where would he rank on the physical attractiveness scale, 1-10?

He would be a 6/10, I think. But that's because most any guy can be a 6/10. Proper hygiene, knowing which colors suit your skin tone, and a muscular physique can pretty much make the man. That, and not having crippling autism.

Damn, 4/10.

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) was hired as a mall Santa?

 

[Melkor]

What if Chris did something so terrible that he ended up getting life in prison, with no bond? Would people attempt to bail him out?