Containment What If?

[Doggy]

Didn't stop him from getting the "un-clit piercing."

Yeah but I seriously doubt much pain could come from that, I mean have you ever gotten hurt and gone "OW MY FUCKING BRIDGE BETWEEN MY ASS AND BALLS IT HURTS"

 

[Somar]

what if Chris some how became even dumber then he already is?

 

[Doggy]

what if Chris some how became even dumber then he already is?

He'd shit himself and do nothing x2

 

[GetShrekt]

Yeah but I seriously doubt much pain could come from that, I mean have you ever gotten hurt and gone "OW MY FUCKING BRIDGE BETWEEN MY ASS AND BALLS IT HURTS"

To be fair, I didn't even know this was a thing until Chris did it. We as a species do some weird shit to our bodies in the name of vanity. Or arousal, as the case may be.

Back on topic...

What if Chris was one of the many personas of David Bowie?

 

[CWCissey]

To be fair, I didn't even know this was a thing until Chris did it. We as a species do some weird shit to our bodies in the name of vanity. Or arousal, as the case may be.

Back on topic...

What if Chris was one of the many personas of David Bowie?

I don't think it's possible for David Bowie to get so fat and/or unsexy.

 

[Count Olaf]

What if Chris enrolled into a Police Academy?

He'd be an autistic tranny Paul Blart.

 

[Crustypuff101]

Didn't stop him from getting the "un-clit piercing."

I honestly think that probably would hurt worse than a tattoo. It has to be the only brave thing our autistic man child has done.

 

[Asandy31]

I honestly think that probably would hurt worse than a tattoo. It has to be the only brave thing our autistic man child has done.

I thought that whole Saga was just so fake and pretentious, look at me, I have the soul of the women, so I must pierce my dick where the Clitoris should not be....... Some of these autistic associations are way too much

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

what if Chris never said julay?

 

[Milktheturtle]

what if Chris never said julay?

Then one of the best quote in the history of lolcow and Christory would not exist.

What if Chris was the President of USA?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris was the President of USA?

Chris would spend all the taxes on Legos and McDonalds causing the country to go into madness.
What if Chris got his own Lego Dimensions set?

 

[IV 445]

What if Chris got his own Lego Dimensions set?

Have you ever read the story, "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"?

What if Chris tripped his suspended sentence and went in?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an ice cream bar?

Spoiler

He'd be a Klon-DYKE!

 

[Vault Boy]

Have you ever read the story, "If You Give A Mouse A Cookie"?

What if Chris tripped his suspended sentence and went in?

He'd crash into slumber due to being cut off from his Legos and Vidya for months.

What if Chris was chosen to represent Humanity in a Galactic Senate?

 

[David Chuggins]

What if Chris is transgender because he kept popping a boner every time he looked in the mirror?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

What if Chris(tine) owned a professional sports franchise?

Endless losing seasons. Diminishing fan base.

If it was a football team, fans in St. Louis would be begging Chris to move the team there now.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris hibernated?

 

[normankrasner]

If it was a football team, fans in St. Louis would be begging Chris to move the team there now.

(S)He'd probably be hated even more than Stan Kroenke in that city, they'd be begging him to move the team to LA

 

[AnOminous]

What if Chris was one of the many personas of David Bowie?

The Fat White Baron? Harkonnen, perhaps?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was exposed to gamma rays just like Bruce Banner?