Containment What If?

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was necrophilic?

Then we would know if Patti's grave was ever dug up.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris was necrophilic?

Barb would have died ages ago.

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris was an overseer of his own vault?

The Vault would fall into a total anarchy almost immediately after the bombs fall.

What if Chris was an explorer in the 15th century?

 

[Broseph]

What if Chris and Barb formed a tag team in WWE? What would they be called?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

What if Chris and Barb formed a tag team in WWE? What would they be called?

Spiteful Spooner and Sped Spawn!

 

[Bunnie]

What if Chris and Barb formed a tag team in WWE? What would they be called?

They would be called "The Trouble Screamers" I know, awful name

 

[Another Fellow]

What if Chris put some of his tugboat towards a drone?

 

[HumanBeanbag]

What if Chris put some of his tugboat towards a drone?

Chris will introduce the 'Shock and Awe' doctrine to his Sweetheart Search.

 

[Anime-Chan]

What if Chris rub his boner on you and said "I want you here and right now"

 

[Somar]

What if Chris joined Watchmojo and started making top 10 lists for them?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris joined Watchmojo and started making top 10 lists for them?

IIRC most of the stuff that makes the lists on WatchMojo are results from online polls they put up, so Chris really doesn't have a say in what goes on those lists. And since they upload content on a sporadic, daily basis, they would fire Chris's ass for taking too much time to get even one video out that month.

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris and Barb issued a Bodyslam challenge on the USS intrepid?

Gordon Lightfoot would have another hit single.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris put on a concert?

 

[glutenfreebooty]

What if Chris put on a concert?

I'd hope to god Liquid Chris was opening the show.

What if Chris became a KKK Grand Wizard?

 

[GolgoXIII]

What if Chris started to fart Terrigen Gas and spawned Inhumans?

 

[normankrasner]

What if Chris(tine) had a horse?

 

[ShittyRecolor]

What if, some

What if Chris started to fart Terrigen Gas and spawned Inhumans?

Barb would probably become a literal Snorlax. Either that or she'd become a sort of autistic Jack Hawksmoor, only her power wouldn't depend on the city she's in but rather on the size of the hoard surrounding her (any Authority fans here?).

What if, by some stupid sitcom cliché, Chris would switch bodies with Marijan?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris and Barb were in a Quentin Tarantino film?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris and Barb were in a Quentin Tarantino film?

Samuel L. Jackson in a pickle suit, enough said.

 

[ZehnBoat]

What if Chris and Barb were in a Quentin Tarantino film?

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