Containment What If?

[Apocalypso]

What if before the Game Place closed down, Chris set it on fire as revenge?

Jail.

What if Chris struck oil?

 

[Donald Duck]

We'll force him to pay for our dry cleaning
What if before the Game Place closed down, Chris set it on fire as revenge?

You know that saying "Painting yourself into a corner?"... Now just imagine Chris pouring gasoline on the floor instead of paint...

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris lived in a national zoo?

 

[bigbaby]

What if 2007 Chris went in the future and met 2016 Chris?

 

[Broseph]

He did, seven years ago.

Spoiler: If you're too lazy to follow the link

It didn't stick.

Watching that video is pretty heavy on the feels. Even tho Chris sounds so retarded in the video and I know this was way after he scared Megan away, he still seemed like a generally more likeable person back then than how he is today, not to mention he still had a (mostly) full head of hair way back then too.

Part of me kinda wishes that Chris smartened up and disappeared online after he made that video...

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris Shit YOUR pants?

I'd probably like..hit him or something. Because he broke into my house and shit in my pants. Which, I think, is a pretty good reason to hit somebody. He can keep the pants though.

What if 2007 Chris went in the future and met 2016 Chris?

Might scare him straight.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris crashed a Costume party and dressed up as Sonichu?

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris stumbled upon a portal leading to The Shivering Isles?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was part of a Disney parade?

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

What if Chris was the main character of God of War?

People will go back to the stores demanding a refund because:
1. Character doesn't respond to controls and keeps telling you "I'm working on it"
2. The character periodically sighs and makes farting noises.
3. You can't equip or use items as the only response you'll get is "I'll consider it".

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if Chris took over as new host of Drama Alert?

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris took over as new host of Drama Alert?

I'd actually consider watching it.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

What if there's was a Sonichu-Phoenix Wright crossover?

 

[Paq]

What if Chris' life turned out different by having parents and people around him who knew how to deal with him and help him grow? What would he potentially be like today? Would any of the Sagas throughout his life have happened? Sorry if my question's too deep.

Seeing this movie trailer about a young man with Autism who grew up by creating a fantasy world involving Disney characters (which kind of parallel's Chris and Sega / Nintendo characters) made me start thinking about that. The guy in the movie trailer makes a lot of faces similar to Chris, and talks in a similar way.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

What if Chris crashed a Costume party and dressed up as Sonichu?

Everyone would party with CWC, clearly.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris got banned from all McDonalds locations forever?

 

[EyesFullOfSperg]

What if Chris got banned from all McDonalds locations forever?

The Beast would leave the tainted feeding ground to move on to another location. His hunger guides him. He knows nothing except The Hunger. There are many options for The Beast. The Hunger may be quenched at the fair lands of the Lord of Burgers, or perhaps Fair Boyfriend-Free Lesbian Queen Wendy.

 

[normankrasner]

what if Chris(tine) made a threat on yikyak?
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/06/it-...ter-threat-to-shoot-every-black-person-i-see/

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Hunger

What if Chris was a Tyranid?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chis was Deadpool?