Containment What If?

[Aquinas]

What if chris didnt 'do nothing and craps himself'?

 

[thismanlies]

What if chris was possessed by a demon, and that demon is sonichu

Then he'd spraypaint a hedgehog pink and try to fuck it.

 

[Aquinas]

Then he'd spraypaint a hedgehog pink and try to fuck it.

What if that was successful and had offspring

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

What if Chris was a rhesus monkey and only had inanimate surrogate mothers made of barbwire and cloth?

 

[thismanlies]

What if that was successful and had offspring

What if Chris was a rhesus monkey and only had inanimate surrogate mothers made of barbwire and cloth?

Assuming that the only human contact he had would have been from scientists feeding him and checking his health, he'd probably turn the surrogates into Sonichu characters and role play with them while teams of baffled scientists wondered what the fuck was going on.

What if Chris was one of the rats used in the Behavioral Sink experiment?

 

[Miles Prower]

He would withdraw and eat Barb.

 

[cohensd]

What if Chris was a rhesus monkey and only had inanimate surrogate mothers made of barbwire and cloth?

That would explain why he's so emotionally Harlow... sorry...

What if Chris was in the Milgram experiment?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

What if Chris ran into Megan- oh no wait he's banned from everywhere never mind lol

 

[Vault Boy]

What if Chris fought in World War I?

 

[The Queen of Trash]

What if Chris fought in World War I?

He'd be in an asylum with the rest of the autistics before he even got the chance to enlist.

Because that's what they did back then.

But I think Chris would find the living conditions of trench warfare quite suitable for him. It's not like it would be different than his current living situation.

 

[MagneticTowels]

What if Chris were a cowboy?

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris were a cowboy?

Banter amongst the cattle ranch.
"I don't know what smells worse, Chandler's horse or Chandler's Britches!"
*laughter and Gunshots in the air*

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris were a cowboy?

The CWC and the Dead

 

[Zarkov]

What if Chris became a women overnight ?

 

[Aquinas]

What if i fed Chris after Midnight

 

[Apocalypso]

What if i fed Chris after Midnight

What if Chris multiplied when you add water to him?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What if Chris multiplied[...]

Grey Brown Goo

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was an anime hamster?

Spoiler

Chan-taro

 

[Jack Awful]

What if Chris multiplied when you add water to him?

Then there'd still only be one of him.

 

[Somar]

What if some porno company saw "For Julie's Eyes Only" and hired Chris to make a porno film for them?