Containment What If?

The only anime character I can think of who Chris is similar to is, the main guy from Welcome to the NHK. Sato, never leaves his house, has no job, no heartsweet, and is paranoid that the world is out to get him, being a hikikomori is ever so lonesome. (:_(

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The world would be like Lego CWCville - he'd play around with it for a century or two, then crash into slumber and let it collect dust in a forgotten corner of the universe for the rest of eternity.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
The CWCki would be the Bible, and Chris would order his followers to ignore it.
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The CWCipedia (which Chris created) would be the Holy Scriptures by Chris, which includes facts about Aspergers and more.
 
Well I'm pretty darn sure he's the god of failures. If that counts
 
It would explain why the human body has so many flaws.
 
You guys seem to be assuming he has learned anything, I think he would go yell at Megan for "trolling" and she would have no idea who he is. He would get banned from the Game place again. Actually, he may have learned enough, to where he would know not to post embarrassing videos. In this alternate future, this forum here would be called the CPWki, and we would be instead, a forum obsessed with Christopher Paul Whitney.
 
That's true, since in reality he would barely be able to lift a jimmy bar, let alone wallop someone over the head with it.

I just got a funny mental image of Chris trying to knock someone out with a wiffle bat, hehehe. Sure, it's lighter, but you can't exactly make someone bleed with it...
 
If CWC tried to make a human centipede?

He'll probably realize it would take some effort, :briefs: his pants, and give up a quarter way through before (:_( .

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His would just be a shitty recolor of the human centipede.

Now, he'd be perfect to be in a human centipede.
 
CatParty said:
His would just be a shitty recolor of the human centipede.

Now, he'd be perfect to be in a human centipede.
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What if he was attached to some JERK though. :heart-empty:

I wonder how Chris would react to his current standing in the polls.
 
exball said:
I wonder how Chris would react to his current standing in the polls.
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He might rage that Barb would not lock him out.
 
exball said:
CatParty said:
His would just be a shitty recolor of the human centipede.

Now, he'd be perfect to be in a human centipede.
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What if he was attached to some JERK though. :heart-empty:
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Never gonna happen. If i had to be in a human centipede with Chris, i would insist on being at least one person removed from him in either direction.
 
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