Containment What If?

Re: Apologies if this has been suggested, but what if Chris.

DykesDykesChina said:
Then, he would have to create an enduring internet presence to keep making money - start a pay site with weekly content, upload videos in which he talks about current affairs with trademarked CWC silliness, make game reviews, do publicity stunts...
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If he was to do that, I'm sure we'd start seeing threads like "CWC was better before he sold out, maaaan" on the CWCki.
 
Re: What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?

Bob was the better parent in the same way that Vader was the more forgiving Sith lord. Marginally
 
Re: Apologies if this has been suggested, but what if Chris.

I've told people before that if he had some smarts, he would monetize his YouTube account and start making videos again. Just any old crazy shit. Con appearances could work too, especially if organized with the con staff (some security to keep spergs and :alog: s from doing some stupid unfunny shit). I'd pay a couple bucks to get an autographed Sonichu picture, just to have a real Christorical relic.
 
Re: What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?

Bob was an old ass man who didn't have the patience or energy for Chris's shit.
 
Re: What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?

The Invasion of the Gameplace wouldn't have happened so that's a plus. He might have cleaned a bit of the hoard but I have my doubts.

Black Sonichu said:
If he refused to go back to March 2000 and stop Sonichu from being made, then I would say that I've taken dumps that have more brains than him. :stupid:
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If this is the case then your poop is smarter than Chris. Sonichu wasn't his downfall in his eyes.
 
Well we have a President who got a Nobel Peace Prize for doing fuck all so...

But yeah, the Medal of Honor is only awarded to people in the military as others have said. I believe there is a Congressional Award or Citation that can be awarded to civilians but I don't remember what it's called.
 
Re: What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?

Chris would have more freedom to leave the house. He may or may not have still been arrested, but if Bob was there with Christian during the Game Place raid Bob-o would have probably put a stop to that shit most ricky tick. However Chris would have probably still gone by himself and Bob probably would have rained holy hell down on Chris for his foolishness.

Whatever scenario played out (genie, time machine, whatever) Chris would just say it's a big trolling scheme and shit himself.
 
Re: What if Barb died and Bob was still alive?

Bob and Chris would have a rather strained relationship on account of the Tomgirl thing.

He has one. It's called the Sonichu medallion.
 
Donald Duck said:
1) He's closer to Barb and seemed to resent Bob before his passing.
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I don't think this is really the case. He liked Barb a little more, I guess? I don't know, if he did like Barb better, it was only in some situations. He probably just bitched more about Bob. His complaints about Bob before he died were kind of similar to the "holey buttocks" complaints he has now about Barb.

Donald Duck said:
2) Bob would still be taking a large portion of his tugboat.

3) Related to No. 2, he wouldn't be able to buy an iPhone, PSVita unless he saved up (fat chance) and thus less vidya and shopping to distract himself from his depression.
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Eh, he's paying bills for both himself and Barb now. Same thing. Actually, I'm pretty sure he's paying more than he had to give Bob back when he was alive.

Donald Duck said:
4) Bob would probably force him to continue going to church to worship a God he now hates and wouldn't tolerate his blasphemy (maybe...)
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Chris isn't being permitted to go to church right now. He would if he could.

Donald Duck said:
5) As Henry Bemis pointed out, the 28/Oct/11 incident was inevitable, but without Barb exasperating the situation it probably wouldn't have escalated into criminal charges. But as a result, Chris might not have hired a hooker to lose his virginity as fear of going to prison was what spurred him into finally paying that $100, so he might have continued to be miserable about his hated virgin status.
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I think it's very unlikely the Oct 28 incident would've happened without Barb. She did egg it on, but I think the more important contribution she had to it was that she was more confident about going. Chris was uneasy and I don't think he would've gone without her.
 
We all know that Chris's worldview is based largely on a few types of entertainment:

1. Kiddie cartoons - the good hero always wins after minor struggles.

2. Romantic comedies - a lovable loser hero transforms from a "Nice Guy" to a "Girl-Getting Guy" after having stalked and harassed his way out of the "friendzone".

3. 1950s sitcoms - women only like gossipping and shopping and cooking for their husbands.

4. Harem anime, pr0n - defining his views on sex.


Now, what if his autistic mind had been fed with completely different products - e.g.:

1. Film Noir and Raymond-Chandler-type crime/detective stories.

2. James Bond movies.

3. French/Belgian Ligne Claire comics, such as Tintin.


How would he have developed (keep in mind that his basic character traits remain the same)? What would have taken the place of the Sonichu comic? Would he have been trolled? Where would he be now? etc.

You may use the portfolio I mentioned above (Film Noir, Raymond Chandler, James Bond, Ligne Claire/Tintin) or make up your own portfolio of popular media.
 
" I upload this video to inform my fans of my situation, *sips a Guiness* that dame, Megan, she took me for a ride, played me like a Chinese fiddle she did. She was leader of the trolling agency all along, let me tell you doll, there are other fish in the sea, and lady I'm about to go for a swim, so Sayonara Meg."

And instead of Sonichu, Chris would write pulp adventure stories, with a typewriter, while drinking, and smoking huge cigars.
 
Picklepower said:
" I upload this video to inform my fans of my situation, *sips a Guiness* that dame, Megan, she took me for a ride, played me like a Chinese fiddle she did. She was leader of the trolling agency all along, let me tell you doll, there are other fish in the sea, and lady I'm about to go for a swim, so Sayonara Meg."

And instead of Sonichu, Chris would write pulp adventure stories, with a typewriter, while drinking, and smoking huge cigars.
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Gotta be honest, I dig this Chris. At least he doesn't stutter over his words.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
You may use the portfolio I mentioned above (Film Noir, Raymond Chandler, James Bond, Ligne Claire/Tintin) or make up your own portfolio of popular media.
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I'm picturing a Chris that grew up on Samurai Movies and the works of Moebius.

The comic would be the Hermetically Sealed Dojo and would -- at least for the first few issues -- chronicle the adventures of Zatoichu, The blind nine-tailed Tanouki. But quickly the "main character" gets upstaged by an author-insert Gary-Stu named "Christalian Urich Nils Troffout"; a master samurai in a pith helmet.

The story will suck a paddocks worth of goats and the artwork will be highly detailed but still painfully childish and inept (sooooooo....it will accidentally look like anorexic versions of Rob Liefeld artwork.) and in the end, after he is trolled to high heaven, he locks all the cartoon-stand-in versions of all his enemies into the Hermetically Sealed Dojo and reverses the WEFT drive, causing it to collapse into a singularity and killing them.


Still a better love story than Twilight.
 
This thread could also have been called, "What if Chris actually liked cool things?"
 
Bob would have probably thrown out all of Chris's Tomgirl stuff and make him continue to go to Church. I also think the Oct 28 incident would have not happened or it would not have led to legal problems.

If Chris watched Initial D and read the manga and played Gran Turismo growing up he would probably be into import cars. Since it is Chris though, he would buy a sh!tty high mileage 240sx and rice it out with his :tugboat:. He then make a comic were he is a street racing hero and he is able to beat cars that out class him. He would then go to a car forum to promote his comic and he would be laughed at. He would also show up at import car shows and try to race people and then he would get banned. He then would bitch on Facebook about it. This is how Chris's car would probably look but it would probably have a Sonichu vinyl covering the side.
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No shots at 240sx owners. I am a big fan of Japanese cars. I just do not like modified cars that look like crap. OEM+ is better then over modifying.
 
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