Containment What If?

What if there was an alternate reality where Chris' attributes were seen as attractive and desirable?
 
What if Christine met the OTHER Christine?

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What if Chris got a match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship in Wrestlemania next year?
 
What if Chris and Phil had a penis-fencing match?

I need to know who would win for a research paper I'm writing.
 
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What if there's a parallel world where Chris invented Sonichu and Sega stole it from him?

What if Chris became a body builder?
 
What if a supercivilization conducted a cosmological experiment on Chris by inverting the entire universe on his body surface, that is, each point outside of Chris is moved to his inside and each point inside of Chris to the outside, using the formula P * P' = const. (where P is the distance from Chris's geometrical center to the point inside of him and P' that from his center to the point outside of him).
 
What if a supercivilization conducted a cosmological experiment on Chris by inverting the entire universe on his body surface, that is, each point outside of Chris is moved to his inside and each point inside of Chris to the outside, using the formula P * P' = const. (where P is the distance from Chris's geometrical center to the point inside of him and P' that from his center to the point outside of him).

He'd asplode.
 
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What if a supercivilization conducted a cosmological experiment on Chris by inverting the entire universe on his body surface, that is, each point outside of Chris is moved to his inside and each point inside of Chris to the outside, using the formula P * P' = const. (where P is the distance from Chris's geometrical center to the point inside of him and P' that from his center to the point outside of him).
Nothing would change.
The geometrical inversion is a 1-on-1 bijective transformation (with the center point itself being projected onto infinity), so if you CWC-invert not only space and matter but also all momenta, forces and fields, you get exactly the same universe we have now. We could all be right inside of Chris in this moment -- it's just a matter of choice of the coordinate system.
 
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