Containment What If?

King Metalia said:
I don't think survival would be an option.
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You can physically pry your way out of stuck elevators if you have to. Force the doors open and then hit the mechanical latch on the outer doors on the closest floor (there is usually some overlap unless you are exactly halfway between floors).

Or you can do what one group did on 9/11 since their elevator shaft had sheetrock instead of concrete lining it, they just smashed their way through.
 
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Josterman said:
I would just climb through a hatch if it has one
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Most elevators have a hatch but it's buried behind lighting panels and such. Contrary to the movies it's not meant for people to climb out of it in an emergency. For one thing, normal human beings can't even reach it without assistance or something to stand on.

The hatch is more meant for maintenance or rescue personnel to reach it from the outside.
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Most elevators have a hatch but it's buried behind lighting panels and such. Contrary to the movies it's not meant for people to climb out of it in an emergency. For one thing, normal human beings can't even reach it without assistance or something to stand on.

The hatch is more meant for maintenance or rescue personnel to reach it from the outside.
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It would be worth a shot
 
Pointless Sperg said:
Chris didn't get freaky until porn exposure. While normally I think people clutch pearls too much over porn, Chris is exactly the kind of person who should be kept away from it.

Porn is bad for kids because they have trouble separating media from reality. It's why we keep it away from them. But kids who've seen porn still usually grow up and make that distinction, the same way they stop thinking they have superpowers and imaginary friends, so I think the worries about lasting damage are overblown.

But for an eternal child like Chris that NEVER grows up? Porn is devastating.
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porn is always devastating, it should be illegal.
 
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Here’s a very dark thought, but what if Chris was revealed to have been a pedo victim at one point? Wouldn’t it explain how he turned out? Would the CWCki possibly have to be rewritten or removed completely because it would now mean taunting and writing about a victim of horrible sexual abuse?
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Here’s a very dark thought, but what if Chris was revealed to have been a pedo victim at one point? Wouldn’t it explain how he turned out? Would the CWCki possibly have to be rewritten or removed completely because it would now mean taunting and writing about a victim of horrible sexual abuse?
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Chris would have already played it as a victim card by now. Look how much he played up being "molested" by his elementary school principal. The way he pushes that sort of stuff borders on bragging.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
Here’s a very dark thought, but what if Chris was revealed to have been a pedo victim at one point? Wouldn’t it explain how he turned out? Would the CWCki possibly have to be rewritten or removed completely because it would now mean taunting and writing about a victim of horrible sexual abuse?
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The closest thing to alleged sexual abuse is probably this. Though it seems likely Chris was just making it up because of his hatred for the school and homos at the time.
 
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If there's "eternal recurrence" (circle time), CWC could be stuck in the Life of Fail over and over and over.

Can you imagine Chris being trapped in an endless looping hell of "monkey", the "abusive babysitter", being mute, "God AND The Bear", discovering sanic, "AND I JUST WON", "BEST BIRTHDAY EVER", "inventing" "Sonichu", "Count Graduon", "WORST BIRTHDAY EVER", the "Love Quest", the dean, the "jerkops", Patti passing away, the GAMe PLACe photo, "Classic Chris" ("JULAY!"), "Tomgirl", Bob passing away, the hit-and-run, the fire, "DON'T CALL ANYBODY", "Pristine Christine", "Financhu Crisis", "Night Star", a clown car of weens, "da merge is on", "GOPony", "healing" Barb, "Jail of Fail", whatever is left in the Life of Fail... and then back to "monkey"?

If "eternal recurrence" really were true, Borb could be the biggest trolls for imprisoning Chris in it.
 
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