Containment What If?

And nothing of value was lost that day.

On a more serious note, I think Chris's ego won't let him kill himself. More likely Barb will involve Chris in a murder-suicide.
 
Sakamoto said:
No one would notice with me. I don't go shirtless outside as I burn easily, and I don't have plump man-boobs to support, so I'd just have a training bra under my shirt. Maybe I'd use it to keep stuff in; add some pockets, keep an MP3 player in there.
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You could make a backwards camel pack that goes over your chest instead.
Bottoms up :fapcup:
 
Men would have pockets on their bras.
Meanwhile in the world of women's fashion, fake pockets would become even more widespread than they are now. (:_(
 
What if society was rebuilt on the principles of female supremacy with men being reduced to the state of servants/pets and being required to remain completely dressed while in public while women were free to go completely nude?
 
One of two things would happen. As Pikonic predicted, Chris would eventually demand that all men wear burkhas. Or Chris would decide that bras are gross and decide that men should NEVER wear bras, IN PUBLIC. Especially if women started going around braless.
 
Let's say your class reunion is coming up in a little bit and you go on a public website to reconnect with your classmates.

When you do, you see one classmate you sort of remember, named Christian Weston Chandler, has received an inordinate amount of attention, with people you don't remember posting stuff like :julay: and others asking him how :snorlax: is doing, and making bizarre references to something called a :tomgirl:

What's going on?

And to top it all off, another person who doesn't look anything like Chris is calling him Ian Brandon Anderson and an impostor.

When you Google his name, you find all kinds of strange videos and a wiki dedicated to detailing all of his failings. You even find that there's a small community dedicated to following his antics.

What would you do? Would this all be too much to process? Would you join this community to figure out what's going on? Would you become a white knight?

That night you go home and find a friend request on Facebook from Chris.

What would you do?
 
Set my computer on fire.

But really, I'd ignore the friend request, even if it was TRUE and HONEST.
 
Chris was special. His classmates knew him as special. They might accept only as a courtesy, maybe a little white knighting, but otherwise do nothing.
 
I wasn't suggesting that anyone would troll him, that's why I had join the community to figure out what's going on as the most involved option.

The reason I'm asking this is that I'm trying to figure out how his classmates would react when they saw all this bizarre stuff about him. I don't really know how I'd react if something like this happened. I know we care more about Chris than anyone else. I agree, if they remember Chris at all, they remember him as the special kid who was obsessed with vidya.
 
He would use his bent duck to finally create crystal and marry Anna.
 
Then he'd be dead I guess.

Impossible. This is genetically impossible. Chris is not a frog or fish.
 
DykesDykesChina said:
What if society was rebuilt on the principles of female supremacy with men being reduced to the state of servants/pets and being required to remain completely dressed while in public while women were free to go completely nude?
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I would be okay with that.
 
Pikonic said:
Sakamoto said:
No one would notice with me. I don't go shirtless outside as I burn easily, and I don't have plump man-boobs to support, so I'd just have a training bra under my shirt. Maybe I'd use it to keep stuff in; add some pockets, keep an MP3 player in there.
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You could make a backwards camel pack that goes over your chest instead.
Bottoms up :fapcup:
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That's a good idea!
I'd call it "The Camel Rack".
 
He wouldn't be aware of it, he'd think it was a result from stress.
 
Oh. He probably has it already due to him treating his animals poorly and not getting them flea & tick medicine.
 
I just can't see the Chandlers as thrifty, especially not Barb. She's the one who started the hoard, after all -- though maybe a serious blow like that might force her to rethink how they spend money.

But if the tugboat is taken away because of autism not being considered a mental illness any more (versus it being taken away in jail), I could see Barb trying to sue someone. We've seen that behaviour from them before, and even though not having Bob around might make that difficult, I could see her making an attempt. After all, this is the woman who talked about suing a Chinese place when she thought she'd got food poisoning, and only dropped the idea when the real cause was discovered.
 
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