Containment What If?

TheIncredibleLioness said:
I just can't see the Chandlers as thrifty, especially not Barb. She's the one who started the hoard, after all -- though maybe a serious blow like that might force her to rethink how they spend money.
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Heh, well, she built up the hoard by shopping at thrift stores.
 
Imagine North Korea but with with more exploitation of women by the leader and more garish and worthless Sonichu themed propaganda.
 
CompyRex said:
Impossible. This is genetically impossible. Chris is not a frog or fish.
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Are you quite sure?
He lives in a swamp and smells like a fermenting trout.
I rest my case.
 
Imagine if you will the following: you're on Facebook, rolling your eyes at the latest post from your stupid relative of choice, when you get an alert about a friend request. Lo and behold, it's OPL, the real account, looking to friend you.

How do you think you'd react initially? Would you accept? If you did, how do you think you'd handle this new found responsibility to the forum?

Me personally, I think I'd laugh hysterically at first. And then come over here to see if people think I should accept. And if I was encouraged to, I'd probably just observe and document, and interact with him if he started talking to me first.
 
I'd accept it just to see what kind of stupid things he posts.
 
Get completely paranoid about it. there's absolutely no reason for Chris to even accidentally stumble upon my facebook account.
 
It'd be too poorly organized to the point where most countries would just manage their own affairs as they used to.

The problem is that you might get a bunch of julay posts. Or, well, not if you were surrounded by Chris' high school friends, I guess.
 
I'd accept his friend request but I don't think I could take ween kiddies creating accounts to ask me for stories about some autistic kid I went to school with over a decade ago or trying to lure me into stupid schemes.
 
What is there to discuss? Frog's and fish don't have tugboats and governments. Natural selection would pick him off.
 
He'd take a few million dollars, hold auditions for the title of the emperor's girlfriend, some gold digger would take him up on it, he'd quit his position and designate Allison Amber the new TRUE and HONEST emperor of the world. Then she would have to fix all the problems that Chris created while he raises Crystal in a big house with :snorlax: and his new wife by his side.
 
I'd seal myself away from him and create an alternate entrance and exit out of my home. Also buy loads of air fresheners to keep his stench from seeping into the room and into my nose.

It would be like living in a vault. Except the nuclear bomb is an autistic fat man. (no pun intended)
 
I would accept the friend request, but I would lurk a little bit more about Chris.

I accept it.

:lol:

He would be eaten up.
 
GrandNumberOfPounds said:
When you Google his name...
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I don't think i would. I'd say "that guy is weird, i hope he isn't coming to the reunion, or if he does that i can avoid him." and that would be it.

Obviously i post on this board and have been following Chris for a while, but that's because i stumbled across his ED page. If he'd come into my life via facebook i'd have blocked and ignored him already.
 
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